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@DAVID_LYNCH looks like @AlecBaldwln____ in beetle juice when he gets super old during the seance

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@Drake #virginiablackwhiskey

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These first 8 months have been like the skip ad button on a YouTube video

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Watching movies like, “where are the masks???!”

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@elonmusk @Teslarati Damn Elon u salty

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We might all hate 2020 but at least protein bars really do taste like cookie dough

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Sometimes you take the NyQuil, sometimes the NyQuil takes you

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Best advice I’ve ever gotten is to not choose a fade out song for karaoke

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@klinder10 Lmfao EXACTLY 💀🤷‍♀️

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Update: painting is fucking hard

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I forced a bot to listen to over 1,000 hours of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and then asked it to write a Joe Rogan Experience podcast of its own. Here is the first page.

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So far there are only 3 types in Seattle- nerds, mountain men, and ridiculously healthy old people

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What’s the next forensic advancement? One thing watching all 40 (hour long) episodes of forensic files is that the mfs did NOT see DNA coming

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God I love not being at #Coachella

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@AmericanAir why do you have an outstanding number of Burt Reynolds movies available?

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Everybody’s got one

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@SethMacFarlane It’s sloppy meme writing!

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When I’m watching cookings vids CHUBBY HANDS ONLY

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I remember being at the prize desk at an arcade where you exchange tickets for stuffed animals and I saw another girls dad just buy her the prizes and that’s when I realized I will never love my dad