Wonky

Painter,decorator and paperhanger.quality work,nice price,modern or listed,smallest room or whole house,making your home a beautiful place to live.

[Wonky @paintyman]

@TheArchini Flaghippo

[Wonky @paintyman]

@piersmorgan Twat!

[Wonky @paintyman]

@decoratorsforum Just paint it,it'll be fine!

[Chubby Brown @RoyChubbsBrown]

No fucking pleasing the wife...thought she’d be pleased I’ve Fostered a dog! #YFB

[Butterfly Conservation 🦋 @savebutterflies]

Breathtaking views and exotic moths, is this paradise?

This clip, shared with us by Robert Campbell, shows a cloud of Milionia basalis, a day-flying moth from Cambodia, taking a keen interest in Robert and his camera.
Likely extracting vital salts from perspiration on his hands.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Waiting for the @Jacob_Rees_Mogg RT on this...

[Wonky @paintyman]

@decoratorsforum External for sure

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

When a group of hermit crabs find a vacant shell, they form a queue from smallest to largest. When they find the crab that fits into the vacant shell, each subsequent crab moves up one size.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A human will eat on average 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders while sleeping.

[Nik D @nikidoog]

“Fucking leg it Trevor I’ve just nicked the last mince pie”

https://t.co/Xaway8Mn74

[Wonky @paintyman]

@DuluxDecCentre 4

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

If you’re flying from Germany & you’re bringing excess sausages you are allowed to put them in your hand luggage. That's obviously the wurst case scenario

[Decorators Forum @decoratorsforum]

🎉COMPETITION TIME🎉

for your chance to #Win this big kahuna purdy brush set all you have to do is #Follow @gdcpaints & @decoratorsforum and #Retweet this Tweet!!
closing date is 1/3/18
GOOD LUCK and get Tweeting
(remember you must follow @gdcpaints to be entered)

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

These kids are so talented!
Credit: https://t.co/nTFFIennar

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

If this is the future you can have it. Terrifying.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

And we're supposed to think — "Thank goodness, America doesn't have a gun problem after all" https://t.co/SgUZrAK9Pq