paisleyconservative

Conservative. Opinionated. But not unreasonable. I trick trolls into having real conversations. Fighting woke culture to get back to what matters. #AwakeNotWoke

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

.@MTA what the FUCK is going on with the 7 towards Flushing. Every stop in queens in as hold before and at the station, then a crawl to the next. Unacceptable.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@hulu @ABCNetwork you need to extend the stream window on Hulu or it’s gonna cut off like last year

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@Marsspace17_ Literally fans have said the demo looks like a toothy coochie for YEARS. This is not that deep. People like you ruin humor

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

What’s the thread in all these incidents? @Boeing KNEW
@BoeingAirplanes KNEW
BOEING KNEW
BOEING KNEW
BOEING. KNEW.
IMO Flying @Airbus whenever possible is now paramount for traveler safety.
#ShutdownBoeing immediately.

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@JonnyRoot_ No, what America is sick of is everything that has to do with someone being different than you being labeled Woke. This is the character’s personal journey and has NOTHING to do with the woke indoctrination of minors. Cry about something else, asshat.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

Definition: “indefinitely”- an approximation of a week.
Use in a sentence: “I’ll see you next indefinitely.”

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@BarackObama You spied on the media and the people who worked in it for years, Mr. President. This is a laughable take. What you are accused of doing in Attkisson’s lawsuit far outweighs the moronic statements an FCC bureaucrat farted from his mouth on a dumb podcast nobody watches.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

I did not have “White twink cosplaying MAGA” on my list of possibilities for the shooter.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@DavidBaszucki Do too many pedos use Roblox that it would harm your business to purge them from your platform? Your actions are very creepy

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

That religious court clerk is taking her anti-gay marriage case to SCOTUS. If the Supreme Court hears it and returns gay marriage to the states, there is only one group to blame:

The TQ+ lunatics. Get them AWAY FROM US.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@Scott_Wiener But why do you want to mutilate kids and cut off their breasts? Why are you for the maiming of children?

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

It all makes sense now: Poor Rock-o is Jewish!!

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Elmo’s official Twitter X account was hacked.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@RepJasmine Abrego Garcia is not a citizen, you uninformed noob.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@Markfry809 No thanks.

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@CAgovernor LA has again become a lawless cesspool set ablaze by people YOU let in illegally. This is why we can’t believe you in your “podcast bro” era: you may say immigration needs addressing, but when it comes down to it you coddle and protect everyone but your own citizens. Enough.

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@MayorOfLA Breaking news: Mayor of uber-lefty city virtue signals, but can’t do a damn thing other than stomp her feet and cry “Meanie-Bobeenie”

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@VitalVegas @BrettCossairt Maybe it’s a matter of urgency and not something that could be scheduled for the more optimal F1 disruption. Maybe, just this once, there’s no conspiracy?

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

Can we as normal gays stop giving Trisha Paytas attention? Thanks.

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I hope the Justice Department brings elder abuse charges against Mike Donilon

[paisleyconservative @paisleyconserv]

@BrandonStraka This comes off like using your personal grievances about Scott not being there for as proof of your more valid points about his fudged numbers. Something the movement seems not to care about, considering we reelected a man we know doesn’t exactly avoid hyperbole himself.