Paiton Gruenthal

super cool and nice

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

Wrote today’s date with dashes instead of slashes. Gotta keep them guessing

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

Chaotic Monday waking up 2 hours after my alarm from a dream of angry cookie decorating with a cat that turned into a small child

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@EvakBOMB Go bagels

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

Just had a weird out of body experience at the target at 8am where I thought I picked up the wrong basket bc there was a bag of coffee in it but it was actually a bag of goldfish I forgot I had picked up 5 min prior

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

2022 is the year of the Caesar salad

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kinda miss chaotic text exchanges with my uber drivers pre-pandemic :(

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

honestly live photos are such a treat

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

hey quick q is anyone else losing their entire mind

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

Im at a gas station in rural Indiana at 9:30 in the morning and just heard a man say “you know what Dan, let’s get some bacon for the car ride”

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

As was probably anticipated by all, 45 was way too many Roma tomatoes

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I’m supposed to be making bruschetta for 45 people tonight. According to google, bruschetta is 1 Roma tomato per person. Am I truly about to go to the grocery store and count out FORTY FIVE ROMA TOMATOES

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

Oh sweet, sweet 2015 Paiton. If only you knew then what a full inbox really looked like.

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

every now and then life really do feel like an early 2000s movie set in the Big City

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@EvakBOMB Hahahahahahahahhaa this is accurate

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How chaotic would it be if they did “Google Search Unwrapped” at the end of the year. Like you searched for “Persian kittens for sale” and “Soft Pretzels near me” 79 times and your top hit was “how much crying is ok”

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

Olivia Rodrigo is Paramore for Gen Z

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

When Olivia Rodrigo said “I can’t even parallel park” I felt that in my soul

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

I work a desk job. At my home. This consistent level of battery shouldn’t be allowed. And yet

[Paiton Gruenthal @paitttf]

low battery and last minute packing are just my character traits now

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Another famous guy we all know but absolutely refuse to know his name