sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻

29 // professional mapmaker // call me by your pronouns

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

going on a 5 hour hike with a bunch of pretty russian girls got me feeling like asa mitaka but at least i got to see this

[Andy Lee Parker @AndyLeeParker1]

Remember kids, this sick society is not "the real world". The predator parasite class wants you to believe their power is a part of nature, when it's actually the result of violence. The real world is a paradise of plenty, currently being held hostage by sadistic power addicts.

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Passed w/ 86%(!!!) of the vote in a city w/ a median income of $56,014. 15.2% of the population living below the federal poverty line (above U.S. average) & 44.6% renters

But I thought anti-data center organizing was just a hobby of rich NIMBYs???? Why would @hollyjeanbuck lie??

[عَزِيز Aziz @woolyonezeez]

Only in a corporate media landscape does theft of food become a crisis, instead of people’s inability to afford food

[Troutski 🐟 ☭ 🇵🇸 @Troutski__]

If you see someone robbing someone in a Waymo, no the fuck you didn't. Open season on all Waymo passengers, i don't care. Drag em out of the car, take their shit.

[Caldatelier @caldatelier]

I painted the trans sea.

[moon child @marxistnila]

fun fact. this cutter is designed for disabled people. a lot of things we use on the daily (eg: ramraj velcro veshtis, magnet knife holders etc) are all invented for disabled ppl. increasing accessibility for disabled ppl makes the world a better place for everybody

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

it’s very normal and common. everybody is annoying, you’re gonna annoy people that love you & they’re gonna talk about it

[Dis-gruntled 🚰 ⚒️ @WetDirt2000]

@veggiequeen420 California’s peach season just ended. The Del Monte canned peach factory shut down suddenly last month, let everyone go, then BULLDOZED ALL THE PEACH TREES DOWN and left town. Fuck Del Monte.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

the comments calling him extremely stupid for this, no my friends this is actually one of the smartest and most honest things he’s said

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

that little smile at the end oh he’s still got it

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

[just matt @questionableway]

the man lost his fastball years ago but once in a while he throws a curve that just drops you to your knees

[valence 🎹 LISTEN TO L/N RASPBERRY MONSTER @slichertz]

@starry_anarchy My attempt 💀 I did this in 10. Mins s

[Chief @chiefflips]

@cornski it’ll forever live on

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

@calic002 😭😭😭 it makes me feel so bad like im failing u lowkry

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

i was literally already delayed 4 years before the pandemic by my disability so i was in cohort w 19 year olds at 23 just starting university, now im like a 25 year old feeling like a 21 year old that’s actually 29. mentally speaking my lil bro and i are basically twins now

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

highly recommend his short story collection Exhalations, extremely clever and topical

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Compelling essay by sci-fi writer Ted Chiang on why LLMs are nowhere near consciousness, but why it serves the interests of LLM companies to constantly suggest that they might be.

I've pulled one quote below, but the whole article is worth reading.

[Luna @lunachainsaw]

(wokely) minorities do not have the capacity for human thought

[Cory Fitz @cory_fitz]

The key to understanding Backrooms is that members of Gen Z were kids when shopping malls started dying

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

@sunwokeong but what if they want to be eaten together? 🥺