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It’s like cake but with a P

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Turning left onto Pine Bluff street when you had a protected left turn literally one block earlier at East Page bothers me way more than it should.

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I’ll say it. Days of Thunder is better than Top Gun. I won’t be convinced otherwise.

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At Cracker Barrel. $5 says I get no biscuits.

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Group of old men beside me are discussing how expensive Twitter is. Obviously I assume they’re trying to buy stock or something. No. They think it costs $10/month to be on here. “It’s not worth it. It’s nothing but trolls anyway. That’s why I have Facebook.”

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Turns out I only have to dial 9 to get out on my work phone. Not 9-1. How do I know this? Called 911 a few times. I’ve been thinking this for a year. No telling how many times I’ve called.

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I don’t understand why Texas Roadhouse has to announce it’s someone’s birthday. It does nothing but annoy the others.

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Arkansas made it to the semi finals, Texas A&M got didn’t force the win or go home game, Oklahoma got swept. Arkansas is the number 2 team in the country.

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So ignoring the fact that an increased demand does not solve the supply issue (basic knowledge a president should have), this gas tax holiday would save like $.30/gallon. That’s like $6 every fill up. One tank a week, 4 weeks in a month, you’re looking at $72 in 3 months. Pass.

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I don’t understand how people get going the wrong way in these parking garages. You had to make a 3 point turn and at no point thought “wait. Maybe it shouldn’t be this hard to get out.”

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I think the mobile express option at Chick-fil-A is my favorite Chick-fil-A innovation ever. I love cutting the line and baffling people waiting.

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@Breann_Hannah To clarify, it was safe from the weather. My mom’s not a liberal.

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@Breann_Hannah You’ve known me long enough to know I always have a piece of gum.

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I just realized it is currently 3:37pm and I am chewing the same piece of gum I’ve had since 8:30am. Might be a new personal record.

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They really have a graphic showing where a storm is in relation to dollar general or Walmart. This is as Arkansan as it gets.

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How does Colton’s run out of rolls. “I feel like that’s something they should tell you at the door” -hannah.

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The McDonald’s here either has hot fries or a working ice cream machine. These are mutually exclusive.

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I found the problem. Muss has a can not a bottle.

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OH NOOWWWWW CHARLES BARKLEY LIKES ARKANSAS

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All I’m saying is coach k probably ended the day on time and got a solid 8 hours of sleep. Muss probably stayed up prepping, got his 20 minutes, and couldn’t be more rested. We’ll see who’s better prepared.

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@danielchastain_ And Charles Barkley