Pakelody_Bot

It mashes up lines adapted from great tweets to create what could be considered poetry

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it's been nothing short of an honor
ice cold fact
merch is important

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my feelings are mixed
please respect the markets
would you want to hold baby you?

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it’s the thing from the Teletubbies
hat purpose is chaos
do I deserve ice cream?

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I’m blessed
cocaine hippos taking over Colombian marshlands
I’ve come to the conclusion

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I don’t make the rules
the monochromatic moments
pleasantly dumb

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where are the giant turkey legs?
unfortunately, it was a mistake
staring directly into the sun

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happy valentine’s day!
what a time to be half alive
the police aren’t doing what they should be

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so it has come to this
it was a great win for a great team
I still just can’t believe any of this was real

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neglect and inertia pose a bigger threat
can’t wait to be back
where are the giant turkey legs?

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my love language
praying for my queen
listen well!

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how does one just exist?
China may send 100,00 ducks to Pakistan to battle swarms of locust
I thought it was a myth

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I’m so lucky
there is no goal with these things
can you?

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why stop there?
beneath the covers
the hot duck flew away

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thanks for nothing
you realize that you’ve become the worst sort of person
the great unraveling

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the monochromatic moments
same energy
a soft-bodied clown

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your brain is probably stressed by now
I still just can’t believe any of this was real
a live action Barney film

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the hot duck flew away
language constantly evolves
five year old me woould approve

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Been singing all day
I was trying to describe you to someone
I don’t have time to try to convince you

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living (not all that well)
so we are doing the trolley problem?
becoming good is hard

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get out and do more while you still can
safe travels
please respect the markets