🇺🇸 Trump: “Iran can’t have nukes, they’re dangerous!”
Also Trump: Has 5,500 nukes, started 0 wars during campaign, then dropped bombs, funded Israel, and posed with a Bible upside down.
Bro you ain’t Jesus — you’re just orange with WiFi
🇮🇳 India simping for 🇮🇱 Israel like it’s a Marvel superhero.
Meanwhile:
1000s raped in Manipur
No response to China
Internet shutdowns
Farmer protests
Bro fix your house before cheerleading genocide 💀
🇮🇳 India: “We’re a superpower, Vishwa Guru, best army, best economy, digital Bharat!”
Also India: Burns internet towers during COVID, bans beef but exports it, worships fake godmen, & thinks boycotting Muslim actors will fix inflation.
Pick a struggle, bhai
#india
Big Day for Pakistani Cricket!
Congratulations to the Pakistan cricket team on their historic ODI series victory against Australia. After 22 years, Pakistan 🇵🇰 has defeated Australia 🇦🇺 on their home ground, and that too, in a convincing manner!
This victory is the result of unity and teamwork of our brilliant players; as well as efforts of coaching staff and the PCB under the able leadership of Chairman Mohsin Naqvi.
May this be the start of a great and glorious period for Pakistani 🇵🇰 Cricket!