Pakistani Mom

The leading expert on emotional blackmail and gossiping but we still love her!
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[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

#TedCruzPretends that I matter

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Any single doctors? My friends daughter is of age, very pale, and decent family

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

9 pm and our college student son has not called me...CALL THE POLICE!

[Pakistani Problems ☪ @PakistaniProb]

At home:
Its NOT okay if you swear in English,
But okay if its in Urdu...
#PakistaniHouseholdProblems

[Pakistani Problems ☪ @PakistaniProb]

Moms trying to spice up western food like pizza, lasagna etc 🙅 #PakistaniProblems

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Sit on my legs and turn on my @Jadoobox!

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Ghandi is just ok. Now @Quaid_e_Azam_ that is your real hero

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

I saw Zia's daughter talking to a white boy. #promiscuous #indecent #parentfail

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Kissing on tv. "Haiiinnn! This is not a kids show!!!"

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

HAIIIINNNNN!!!

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Event starts at 7. We will leave at 7:30.

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Names on these reserved parking spaces: Kumar, Gupta, Patel. ALL INDIANS! NO PAKISTANIS! This is why we are behind!!!

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Don't stay outside during the day! You will get dark and no rishtas then!!!!!

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Why do you close your room doors? This is not a hotel!

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Quick turn on the @Jadoobox

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

She is too fat. She will never get a good husband.

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

"You want to have dinner at your friend's house?!?! What did I do to deserve this?!?!"

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

You only had 4 rotis! Did you not like my food!?!?!

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

"B+ on your test...wait till your father comes home!'

[Pakistani Mom @pakimom]

Coffee-Wale Dulhania Le Jayenge #ReplaceAMoviewTitleWithCoffee