محمد احسن

A stupid COMMON man!

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Trust no one, eat everything!!

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Facebook & Instagram account disabled because I am under 13.

WTF! I was using those accounts for more than 15 years, how can I be of 13???

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

What news?

[annie. @Cutooie]

Is the vaccine news real? I had my two doses already

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Usne 7 saal pehle block kardia tha

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Cheese fries

[H A B I B A @HahaBibayyy]

Mehboob ya phir Mohaabat??

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Bhai koo acha masheara mile to mujhe bhi batana.

[furry 🇵🇹 @Ronaldindominus]

Meri wife mujh par pair (leg) 🦵 rakh kr soti hain poori Raat jiski wja sy Meri taang Mai dard rehny Laga hai. Wo kehti hai mjhy neend nh ati ap sy chipkay baghair. 10 Baar bta Chuka hn Mai insaan hon takiya nhi but wo nhi maanti or naraz ho jati hain. Koi mashwara den

[Neha Ayaz @inehamalyck_]

What’s your 3AM thoughts?

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Masala taiz

[🔫 @fatimayy44]

what's your type?

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Eid khallas, back to work!

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Olx

[✭ @dedsaad_]

khushi k pal kahan dhondon?

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

At your own risk.

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Jab bura time khatam hoga.

[F A T I M A @Kyahogyafatima]

Acha time kitny bje aye ga ??

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Koi baat nai

[Lidocaine @flossyourflaws]

Waqt waqt ki baat hai.

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Age: 33
Job: FBR agent

Now following the thread 😜

[F A T I M A @Kyahogyafatima]

Age: 25
Salary: 30k
Now, Your turn...

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Ae buzdil parosi, bacho se kia larta hai, himmat hai to Pak Fouj se larke dikha.

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Be careful, she is an FBR investigating agent.

[BISMA-MIR @BismaMirr]

Ok tell me honestly,"

How much money do you have in your account !

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Naseeb biryani wala

[Shahid Khaqan Abbasi ( Fan ) @Khaqanabbasifan]

اس وقت پاکستان میں پسندیدہ ترین شخصیت کون ہے؟

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Paisa kamao!

[🇪🇦 ص✨ @M_saimmm]

Some people are just living. They're not dating anybody. they're just working, eating and sleeping everyday.

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Sound’s boring 😴

[Rوqia~ @brittle76]

Kash zindagi thori simple hoti

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

Inko eraser nahi mil raha!

[smile2jannah @smile2jannah]

My question to the Indians- so what happened? 😂

[محمد احسن @pakistani_ninja]

At your own risk!⚠️

[annie. @Cutooie]

Can I follow you?