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[Pak @pakmanryan]

@Microsoft your customer service is terrible. I had my account hacked and there is absolutely no way to have it recovered no matter how many support tickets I submit or information I provide. Years of my gaming history is gone now & you don’t have a single person to answer the 📞

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

Art of the deal.

[MAGA Resource @MAGAResource]

Donald Trump has only been elected for 2 days and RFK Jr is already working on making America healthy again.

God bless him.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[felly @ryanfellman28]

Hey guys, I just drank from the Stanley Cup and I think I may just evaporate and disappear into thin air. Easily one of the coolest moments of my entire life. 🏆 #timetohunt

[vektorious @v3ktorious]

The beer is flowing from the Stanley Cup at Elbo room this morning. #TimeToHunt

[Ben Kurzman @BenKurzman]

Look who’s up early this morning on las olas…..

@goldieonice @DougPlagens @JamesonCoop

[bailey @flacatsandrats]

NOW THIS IS CINEMA

[Marc Stogaitis @marcsto]

I didn't notice this in real time, but what an incredible glove save by Bobrovsky @Steve_Dangle #nhl #panthers #florida

[borovik @3orovik]

Solana Summer 😭

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

The future is here…

🤖🤖🤖

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Toddler performs Maori haka dance with dad, sound on

[- @AIKYGDLT]

Khabib Nurmagomedov & Islam Makhachev’s beautiful brotherhood:

(THREAD)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Love this feature 😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the disrespect is crazy

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the comic timing of "the good news is he's got plenty of other rackets" is off the charts

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Iranian footballer Amir Nasr-Azadani has been sentenced to execution by the Islamic Republic for “campaigning for women's rights”.