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19 and alrdy feeling wht did I do all the while?

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

@realDonaldTrump cease fire broken. What do you say now?

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

What are the rolling thoughts while you are high?

PS: Asking for a research

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

I was trying to start a fight but look at him, i just can’t 😭💕💕

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

Can someone help me with my next coffee purchase?

#CoffeeTime #coffeebreak #CoffeeAddict #coff

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

PM Modi in Navratri
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Reporter : PM Sir, what do you eat during Navratri?

Modi : I only eat one single fruit in this Navratri.

Reporter : Sir, which fruit will you eat ?

Modi : I eat the Papaya.

The reactions follow.

• ThePrint : Breaking news. Modi does not like Mangoes, Banana, etc. He favours eating only Papayas.

• Surjewala : Modi likes Papaya; means the Saffron colour. This means he is leading us to Saffronisation of our food choices.

• Shekhar Gupta : This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva. He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims. This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

• Mamata : I will put a ban on Papaya in Bengal.

• Rahul Gandhi : My favourite fruit is the Banana. I will never eat a Papaya.

• Barkha Dutt : How can PM Modi eat only the Papaya and ignore the rest of the fruits? I am angry and anguished. But I will not be silenced.

• Arnab Goswami : Modi ji, why do you like the Papaya more than other fruit? The Nation wants to know.

• Gupkar Alliance (Farooq Abdullah, Omar Abdullah, Mehbooba Mufti) : Modi doesn't like Kashmiri Apples. This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir. We will not allow this to happen.

Shashi Tharoor - Eating papaya is nothing but ostentation by Modi.He is displaying a strong Floccinaucinihilipilification towards other fruits. This Rodomontade scripturiented me to land his facade

• Sitaram Yechuri : Selecting an expensive fruit like Papaya shows that Modi is Pro-Capitalist. We would ask for a Judicial Enquiry.

• Arvind Kejriwal : Traditionally AAM (Mango) is considered the King of Fruits. Modi is anti-Aam Aadmi.

• Ravish Kumar : Modi has betrayed his ugly head and communal façade by declaring that he likes Papaya. By deliberately avoiding Green Guavas from the list of fruits that he likes, Modi has clearly demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal mentality. He is polarising the nation.

• Tweet by Rajdeep Sardesai : Modi likes Papaya – an Indian fruit. Which mean he hates Olives – the Italian fruit. This shows a narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no international taste & class.

• Mani Shankar Aiyar : Modi is a rotten Papaya and must therefore be immediately removed from the basket. Otherwise all Papayas in the basket will rot. A rotten Papaya like Modi has no place in this secular, all-inclusive basket of India.

• Supriya Srinate : मोदीजी विश्व का सबसे महंगा पपीता खाते है I

• Pawan Khera : मोदीजी विश्व के सबसे उच्च किस्म के पपीते से फेिश्यल करवाते ह��� I

• Kanhaiya Kumar : मोदीजी केवल पपीते का केसरी ��ाग खाते है और हरे भाग को काट कर फैंक देतें है I मोदी ने देश को तोड़ दिया I

• Sadanand Dhume quoting Rupa Subramanya : As per an eminent economist, eating only Papaya can reduce consumption of other foods, thus lowering Indian GDP growth by 100 basis points.

600 Theatre Artists, 100 Filmmakers, 103 Economists, Civil Society Groups and the Award Wapsi brigade has issued a combine statement urging Indians to boycott Papaya, as this fruit is damaging the unity & integrity of India.

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

A gen z acting cultured is often misinterpreted as being judgemental by other gen zss. Agree?

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

@kirawontmiss At least some place where people can't track you

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

Is it just me who finds:
Robin Willams [as seen in Good Will Hunting & Dead Poets Society] and
Sunny Hinduja [aka Sandeep Bhaiya] alike?? @hinduja_sunny
Ps: both, the best!

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

I asked my guy and girl bestfriends to doodle a flower and send as I wanted to keep it on my phone's homescreen. You could clearly see how dumb guys are i mean he literally took a page out😭 & on the other side my cutie drew a bouquet😭😭

both are cute tho 🌸 🌬🖌

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

Happiness is only real when shared.

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

Yes you have to fight and grab the things you want, be it ethically or not. Superstramp gave me a bucket full of emotions. I've been rewatching him to the numbers I cannot count and keep learning something new each time.

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

While watching Christopher Johnson Mccandless, I was longing for a better ending. I didn't want him to die, but it happened. That young man was just the kindest, that young man was trying to heal himself from his past, that young man wanted his life to get better.

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

We address the Universe as a miracle & a miracle as the God & God as the Nature. He loved nature with all his heart, he didn't deserve to die right? Wht I learn is, in real world however good you are, you won't hve a happy ending. You be kind & kind things happen to you is a MYTH

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

https://t.co/BOaXHSp8jC

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

Lately I'm feeling so much depressed and hopeless. What do I do?

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

@neerajarora91 Very low very low sir

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

@WhatsApp I've lost my 3 days chats and you guys are not reverting back 😭
Those chats were damn important to me as it contained confidential data which I wanted to preserve for long!

Please do somethinggggg!!!!

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

My dadi is 78 and still more fun than me, love you too bro!💗🧿

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

@mnityesh28 @Ashneer_Grover @crickpe_app The man was so overwhelmed by the performance, that he gifted!

[somerealshitttt @palaaaaak]

@sirjaypatel @amisha_bhalla Happy April Fool,adv!😈🫂