michael

your card revoked

[michael @palace2palace]

@NYCTSubway Your website says it’s up and running

[michael @palace2palace]

People focusing on the balls aspect of Nicki’s story are being willfully obtuse

[michael @palace2palace]

@Tetradugenikid A year of postmates has turned customers into maniacs

[michael @palace2palace]

@Tetradugenikid Shoplifting is good actually. I’m the cutest little customer and employees like it when I try to get them to bend the rules just for me, and give me freebies

[HIPSTER RUNOFF [via ebooks] @hipster_run_on]

Medical Shutter Shades.

[michael @palace2palace]

I do not like Wayne koestenbaum he’s annoying

[michael @palace2palace]

@pitchfork They should call 2004 through now the 80’s/90’s part 2

[michael @palace2palace]

@junker_jo Janoff’s on UWS is choice

[michael @palace2palace]

I wish google street view had night mode

[michael @palace2palace]

Customers are literally always dead wrong

[michael @palace2palace]

@GayeStepdad It reminded me of a John Barth novel where he tells the same story multiple times but in an expanding spiral

[michael @palace2palace]

@GayeStepdad Fake account

[michael @palace2palace]

Even under perma covid Columbia university remains insanely easy to just waltz into

[michael @palace2palace]

@computer_screen Come in my mouth now 😋

[michael @palace2palace]

@GayeStepdad Safe is a great film

[michael @palace2palace]

@Shabihamusic @SparkRogue @Forbes You sound gay

[michael @palace2palace]

@pitchfork Great that gives me time to kill myself beforehand

[michael @palace2palace]

I believe that woody Allen decided to act on his pedophilic impulses, for the first and only time in his life, in the midst of a heated custody battle, surrounded by several adult caregivers instructed not to leave him alone for even a second

[michael @palace2palace]

@GayeStepdad He’s literally innocent