Dick-Shaped Dorito

Treat politicians and actors worse than prostitutes.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

Dick Cheney is dead and I, for one, want to celebrate his death in the only way that's fitting:

Dump Dick Cheney's body into the Marianas Trench so it can be as close to hell as possible.

https://t.co/M10cfv4E7h

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@lockhmt @Potatoroboros Or, hear me out:

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@Aris_Utensil Damn nigga it took you this long? I got blocked when I said that if Trump's hand was any further up Razor's ass he'd be a Muppet when the Iran war started.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Some recent quotes from leftists:

“I am Guatemalan before I am American.” - Delia Ramirez

“America is a fucking disgrace.” - Darializa Avila Chevalier

“America is a shithole built on slavery and genocide and rape and oppression.” - Rashida Tlaib

- “I am ashamed of the U.S. Goddamn states.” - Ilhan Omar

“America deserved 9-11, dude. Fuck it. I’m saying it.” - Hasan Piker

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@sleepy_devo The moral compass of fucking children with their pedowood friends. And allowing Syrian Christians to be massacred by the new ISIS leader because he's not Assad.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@7Lynux @sleepy_devo I don't think an Aussie or Canadian cuck knows what being patriotic is for an American and they should kindly butt out.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@Mon_Roe32 @DylanBurns1776 Saying Africa is the way it is because of Africans is not racism it's a stated fact. Most of the countries have 50+ years of not being a colony and every attempt of aid and development funding have been used for corruption and not betterment. You can see it in South Africa.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

If you need to broadcast to the world you are happy every chance you get then I got news for you:

Everyone knows you're not. Actual people who are confident and happy don't need to tell everyone they are.

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Imagine being 42, child-free, stress-free, and being this happy.

The right hates this.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@Mon_Roe32 @DylanBurns1776 2.(Cont) -sink nearly every ship in the straight right now seeing that many of them get oil from Iran.

3. The genocide in Sudan by other Sudanese groups? You really want military intervention there? Africa is a shit hole because of Africans.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@Mon_Roe32 @DylanBurns1776 1. Fuck Gaza. You wanna get surprised when you get carpet bombed after doing a terrorist attack that's on you.

2. I don't think you really want to give countries carte blanche on attacking civilian targets of countries supporting your enemies. If that was so the US could-

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

Then you're an idiot.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss Obama. I miss Biden.

Fuck… I even miss Bush.

[☭🔻D____ D____ to the IDF 🔻☭ @comradegbone5]

@emzorbit @JamieBonkiewicz Bush was rightfully seen as a moron and started a war that murdered a million Iraqis. Biden was as racist creep (and also a moron) who was complicit to genocide. And Obama will forever been known as the Butcher of Libya. What the fuck is wrong with you

[Inconceivable Media @TheROUSes]

@JamieBonkiewicz Obama was a conman, Biden served the majority, maybe all, of his presidency wigth dementia. And Bush started wars that were based on lies...So, in conclusion.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@Mon_Roe32 @DylanBurns1776 Ukraine sinking cargo freighters is not the win you dumb fucks think it is. It gives Iran permission to attack them since the ships are civilian in origin and if you think Russia is fucked up on human rights read what Iran did in the Iran-Iraq wars.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@JonSmith1127976 @DylanBurns1776 Point out exactly where I said Ukraine is Israel. They're two different countries with two different reasons for their actions.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@Mon_Roe32 @DylanBurns1776 China wants Russia to continue so they can continue their violations of territorial waters. The US wants it to continue because it weakens Russia. Iran wants it to continue because they can sell their weapons, particularly drones to Russia.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@FertyKay9965 @ReviewsPossum Viv has a fetish for abusive homosexual men.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@Mon_Roe32 @DylanBurns1776 Sure kiddo keep telling yourself that. When Ukraine invaded Kiev there were people saying that this was the end. They thought the sanctions in the beginning would cause Russia to break up. This is a war between two groups fueled on by others that do not want them to stop.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@JonSmith1127976 @DylanBurns1776 -the battlefield in hopes in bringing in Europe and the US. You don't do that when you're winning. You do that when you're being attritioned or you are losing. The former is most likely.

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@JonSmith1127976 @DylanBurns1776 So if the Kremlin declared that gravity exists would you declare that as a Russian lie as well?

Hell, Russia recognizes the Armenian genocide. Are you now going to go into genocide denial to own them?

Ukraine is now attacking Iranian shipping. They are extending-

[Dick-Shaped Dorito @paladinbos]

@esjesjesj What a lightweight. I'm on racism squared.