Axle Krapp

if you keep stealing from Woolies, we will send your nudes to your mum

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

I would keep your buccal fat safe and warm

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

I would piss into an imax camera

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

Long term buccal fat storage

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

Twitter is finding out your biological grandpa is Charles Manson, then someone in the replies calling you a nepo baby

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

Oppa gundam style! #scopedog #whatsscopedog

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

What the fuck is elf on a shelf

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

I’M GOING TO GIVE IT MY ALL!

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

SLUGGO’S NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

A big red arrow pointing to me that says 200 IQ

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

Thinking about the new monkees

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

Things that make you go mm

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

I was rejected by 8 art schools

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

What is sexy in a man’s foot? I would like to know so I can learn if my feet are sexy #feetfetısh

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

@quiet_homeboy Did he bring his clone dogs?

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

Thinking about the new monkey

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

I’m in boygenius

[Axle Krapp @palanteir]

EXPLODING MICROPHONE 😭