Garrus Vakarian

“It’s so easy to see the galaxy in black and white. Gray? I don’t know what to do with gray.”
[Multiverse; multiship; selective]

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

[{ Sozzzzz I work a lot actually lol but I’ll try n do some RP whenever I’m off work. Typically that’s not til late at night but I do not have energy for RP in the mornings so! But yee }]

[Dylan Ryder @dylanwithbsns]

💫 New to Andromeda RP but not MERP in general
💫 Ships with chemistry; bi but with a bit of a preference for da ladies
💫 (N)SFW RP — ONLY SFW on timeline
💫 Open to most verses but still a bit selective

“Let’s get this show on the road, yeah?”

[rt your kink @rtyourkink]

playful wrestling that turns into actual wrestling

[rt your kink @rtyourkink]

playful wrestling that turns into sex

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

[{ Chillin wit da gf

Having a bi lady turian to romance was my dream and I’m still so grateful I could make my sapphic human/turian dreams come true 🥰 }]

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

Love to see it.

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

[{ I don’t think I’ve RPed Andromeda yet so I’m gonna think on this. Maybe pick a diff Ryder of mine. But still fem. oh gosh I don’t know hahah }]

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

[{ See I knew this would happen I knew the second I made another account I’d want to make yet another but I’ve always wanted to try being my fem Ryder. Her name is Dylan she’s also very bi and is just trying her gosh darn best out there }]

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

That is what those are called, right? Milfshakes? I ordered a dextro version once. Gave me a crazy brain freeze, but it was worth it.

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

Something that sounds real tasty right about now.

[✨ @TheGreyJedi]

What's a milf shake?

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

@DxrkSkyes Always interesting, isn’t it? How it’s only once one comes to terms with wanting these things that the galaxy decides, “no, that’s too easy. Let’s make this hard for them.”

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

*Reflecting on this leads to him reflecting on his very interesting but fun little poly situation that occurred not long after. He hasn’t seen either of them in years, either. If he could smirk, he would, but there’s only a strange little flex of his mandibles and a soft sigh.*

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

*Ahhhhhh yes, now he’s sitting with a firm grip on that old bottle of turian brandy that he can’t bring himself to finish now and is thinking back real hard on his old not so requited crush. It’s been years, and it still makes his heart ache. What a bittersweet feeling.*

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

@DxrkSkyes *Garrus has felt similarly. Like a fraud. In fact, even actively having had feelings for a male human, he still denied it. It was a pretty big thing once he did come to terms with it, and now he does have (very minimal) experience… but regardless, Garrus can understand fully.*

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

[{ If y’all didn’t catch already I already did it if y’all wanna hop on a frisky Garrus you can find him at @leaveamarkangel :’) don’t be fooled by the username he is a lover not a fighter lol … well. Not a fighter when it comes to THAT stuff anyway }]

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

[{ Lmao okay I kinda wanna make an account that’s more open to lewd because I of course try to keep my TL as Garrus as NOT lewd as possible but I AM a fan of lewdness so. Gonna have to figure out if maybe I want to just make another, much hornier Garrus or just a new char. 😂 }]

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

“a really long nap”

That is called sleeping, Vakarian. Spirits.

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

*He only had a few shots not long ago and sure it’s not a lot, but it’s been a minute since he’s sat down and drank, and whew his eyes are feeling heavy.*
I could go back to calibrations, which I’ve been fiddling with for hours already, or I could… take a really long nap. Hmm…

[Garrus Vakarian @palavenborn]

@DxrkSkyes