Pal Comerra

I like long walks on the beach, chinese takeout, and scented candles. I have six dogs, all named variations of Tom (Tom, Tohm, Tomm, Tohom, Htom, and Tomh)

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

I just scored 6/ ' . '10 ' . ' on the @BRInstitute #ConstitutionDuel - Can you do better? https://t.co/s8vsFyp87v #ConDay

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

My Shopping List:
Produce - Onions, Apples, Lettuce
Meats - Chicken, Lunchmeat, Pork, 5
Carbs - Brad, Bread, Potatoes, Potato bread.
#indeedyeshallneverguessloleth

[UTEP @UTEP]

Hornedo Middle School students got a taste of this Saturday's performance at #UTEP by Bhutanese dancers.

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

HEY FELLAS!!! I'm actually not dead! Hahahaha! Just had a small stroke, but I'm alright! 😅 JK! All organs are down! My wife left me! And Shekermit has RISEN (in the form of his cousin, Mandonna)!!!! Glad you all are having a fantastic day! I'm not!!!! 😂😂😂🤣😍

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

PAL ENJOYS THIS TWEET HAHAHAHAHHA 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 https://t.co/X04x3deD7f

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

The “Muddy Puddle” challenge is live! Film yourself jumping in the biggest, muddiest puddle possible (fun & safe) for 33 secs. Challenge 3 people to do the same. Post and tag #GOMADJUMPFORROHHAD. No puddle no problem! Same rules minus the puddle. Donate at https://t.co/ywpvrsvUm3

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Haha!!! 😂😂😂😂 Now that is one funny video you've tweeted! https://t.co/ubSTuqM6Jg

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

therapist: so what’s on your mind
me: https://t.co/hKk56Jxd3d

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Ahora que tiene más tiempo libre gracias a los #ButtermilkCrispyTenders, le voy a enseñar cómo manejar la #RealidadVirtual.

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

@bobbi_nelson no

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

@EmojiMovie I look at this and I think, wow, I really have experienced the true PINNACLE... of comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love these gifs!!!

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Twisted my ankle at Wal-Mart today.😱😱😭😭 Gosh golly, this is SWELL!!! 😋😂🤣#hahaha #newest #didyougeit #punny #ilovemyself #myankleactuallyhurtsalot #ishouldprobablyconsultadoctor😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Twisted my ankle at Wal-Mart today.😱😱😭😭 Gosh golly, this is SWELL!!! 😋😂🤣#hahaha #newest #didyougeit #punny #ilovemyself #myankleactuallyhurtsalot #ishouldprobablyconsultadoctor😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Made myself a ham and cheese sandwich this morning!!! #bless 🥪🥪🥪#breakfast4days #tohomisbetterthanothertoms They're my favorite thing to eat in the morning! Especially with the candy Tohom drops out of his bosom!!!😆😆

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Got a new haircut today! 😆😅���💇‍♂️💇‍♀️💈I got three inches cut off on my left side and half on my right side!!! 😆 I've gotten a few odd looks at CVS, but my mom says she likes it!!! #blessed #tribalhaircuts #tohomlikesit #youcantpleaseveryone 🤣😂😀😀😀

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Hey everyone!!!! 😂😂 I just wanted to tell you about my favorite sport SYNCHRONIZED CLAPPING!! 😂😂😂🥇🏆🏅 Go follow the official US Women’s Olympic Synchronized Clapping team!! 👏🏻🙏🏻👍🏻 @ USWOSC

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Hey everyone!!!! 😂😂 I just wanted to tell you about my favorite sport SYNCHRONIZED CLAPPING!! 😂😂😂🥇🏆🏅 Go follow the official US Women’s Olympic Synchronized Clapping team!! 👏🏻🙏🏻👍🏻 @ USWOSC

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

@emoji_28th You know what? I'll try that recommendation! Thank you deflated emoji bean bag!🤣😆😅🐢

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

@dreamelleo Oh, it's quite alright! I am feeling better now! 🤣😅😆 (Also, it's the Tweeter Community, you uncultured swine)😆😅😅😆😆😆🤣🤣

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

Well, everyone... I am sad 😪😪 to say that my dear ferret, Shekermit has died. After feeding him daily amounts of crickets and worms, Shekermit had fallen after only a week... 🐢 I honestly don't know what happened to him, but he is in a better place. #ripshekermit #crying4ever

[Pal Comerra @palcomerra]

@dreamelleo Move to Massachusetts, you doofus! Enough said.