Chris Long

covered in gravy

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

Something has been bothering me for a while now. Why didn't Deadpool 2 involve the severed hand from Deadpool 1 regenerating into ANOTHER Deadpool? Kind of like the Hamburger Helper guy, but with guns? @VancityReynolds

[Sean Spicer @seanspicer]

You nailed it. Period! https://t.co/AUmS1C222b

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

It’s late and I’m going to bed. Here’s to hoping I don’t wake up to F.A.T.A.L. #RPG #election

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

America seems to be pulling a bunch of compells, I think it’s time to start cashing in some of those FATE points. #RPG #elections

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

The election is too early to call either way, because it’s like FFG Star Wars, nobody knows what’s going on. #rpg #election

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

nontraditional sexism is amazing. https://t.co/Te2NZx4sbV

[The Independent @Independent]

Bill Clinton dazzled in a revealing blue suit as he cast his vote for his spouse https://t.co/KUD201soLw

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

Florida is sort of like D&D 4e, nobody really likes it, but I guess it’s sort of valid. #rpg #election

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

Gary Johnson is like Amber. No dice. #rpg #elections

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

It’s like playing Dread. No one has any idea when it is all going to fall down and you die. #rpg #election

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

Drinking some beer, watching the election results as they come in. I’m just going to comment in terms of RPG systems #rpg #election

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

Aaaaaand, landed.

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

On the plane to Denver!

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

@ruttencutter @e3BethT DAMMIT, I was progressing the plot! Bards are no good if not for getting into trouble.

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

@dbu @e3BethT We're playing D&D tonight!

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

En route to LONDOOONNNNN!!!

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

@e3BethT EXCITED!!!!

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

My Twitter feed is full of start-up t-shirts, nerds with laptops, and stroopwaffles. I must be on my way to Miami to meet @e3BethT

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

Han Solo shoots during the opening credits. #starwars

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

CGI face of Hayden Christiansen EVERYWHERE! #starwars

[Chris Long @paleozombie]

The Force comes from lens flare!?!?!! #starwars