L😳rd Geraghty

let’s use the jaws of life to separate church and state.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

@jordangodbey I got a tempurpedic chair, I realize you already got a chair recommendation but it’s been my best upgrade in a while…

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

It ain’t dry, no more.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

@joey_pittsburgh Why #2? Fail faster, harder?

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Back on the road, unfortunately to Orlando. #IHateThisSoMuch

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Bwahahahahahahaha

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Dear osu fans: bwahahahaha. That is all.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

What the hell is it going to take for any meaningful gun reform in this country? How many have to die?

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

@HerrUrbaniak It’s a shot at formula one stewards fixing the race for one driver constantly.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Fuck the fia, this shit is rigged for max to win.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

It was cool to see our Mexico office, but I can’t wait to be home.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

For my bros from the spot, #iykyk

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

https://t.co/s1GVMlSems 1854 MF US IN-LIM_ALL-_-lbei-_-LINK-_-conversion

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

@HerrUrbaniak @joey_pittsburgh Because that’s not how sports work? Plus, the OSU fans are all lemmings. You have to be able to string together two consecutive thoughts to be admitted to ND. At OSU you have to fog a mirror…

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Fuck you @delta and your bullshit skymiles changes. I’ve been loyal to you, where’s the love?

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Today was a day that I’d been training for since January; my first century. I didn’t set any records but I’m proud nonetheless.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Really into the chase Jefferson commercial; funny man!

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

This woman in the coffee shop has on an Anytime Fitness shirt, and all I can think is Pilates during the Renaissance.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

Really proud of this; last big ride before the century. Taper next week.

[L😳rd Geraghty @palewoosh]

I’m not sure if I failed or not. My 6yo just peeled the bacon off her bacon wrapped scallops and ate the scallops.