Palien la Stank

MY DUMB ALBUM FOR IDIOTS IS OUT NOW. WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

VERCETTI: AN ALBUM BY PALIEN AND TOMMY MOOM$. OUT NOW.
https://t.co/zn5NQUjt11

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

animation is cool as ever but i'm so tiiiiiired of streaming era themeslop. That white lotus pluribus type shit is so fucking blaaaand

[Catsuka @catsuka]

Opening titles of "Dealies", the new animated series by the creators of "Common Side Effects" and "Scavenger's Reign".
Coming to Netflix in 2027.

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

Every white girl is progressive until the gender neutral bathrooms have urinals in them

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

Every day, my job at the email factory finds a new way to radicalise me

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

I've had the opposite happen where a housemate wanted to leave a bunch of worthless crap at the apartment and wrote us an invoice AFTER moving out and when we said "we're not paying you for shit lmao come back and take your junk" she went nuclear

[Kirby @BannedKirby]

okay so what i’m reading is someone moved out and took their silverware with them?

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

I like how the X news section is now designed specifically to induce psychosis

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

man at least the original mechanical turk scam had a lil bit of mystique to it you know?

[Brett Adcock @adcock_brett]

Watch a team of humanoid robots running a full 8-hr shift at human performance levels. This is fully autonomous running Helix-02 https://t.co/IdZR0T1F5I

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

man it's so funny to get an uncredited MJ hook and decide 'yeah I'm just gonna do the Monster Mash voice on the rest of the track'

[MP10 @MusicPills10]

"Somebody's Watching Me" features guest vocals by brothers Michael Jackson (in the chorus) and Jermaine Jackson (additional backing vocals) #Rockwell

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

They’re talking bout hairline implants in the dive bar, dawg

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

bro wake up they're calling you the Rihanna of meats

[Lilith @liiliith0]

Bilmeyenler için söyleyeyim, o etin Messi'si, etin Rihanna'sı, etin Luka Doncic'i, etin olağanüstü Ronaldo'su, gerçekten harika bir şey.

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

this is how a second bottle of buckfast feels

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

@KillianPlastow in THIS timeline not MY timeline

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

For years I thought Moderat did this soundtrack and now I can't find anything suggesting that at all. Am I being Mandala'd rn?

[jax 🧸 @mothmaryy]

watching annihilation for the 1st time bc oomf told me to

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

@KillianPlastow Nah listen to the above again, then this, and tell me you don't hear it: https://t.co/auRSzciytE

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

Looking back, the Spiderman villain quadrilogy was weird af

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

When a film divides critics and audiences.

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

@AnaKrivolapova Maccas with a hard R is crazy

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

@maximumwelfare always smoking under RGB lights with those fuckass glasses on they can never make me hate him

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

Action Bronson:

[ｶｹﾂ🇹🇭 @kaketsu_100]

タイにはマリファナの天ぷらがあります

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

guy called Crappo, weird alien sounds. This is just the Star Wars senate scene

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

OMG -- the RFK Jr breathing noises during this hearing are absolutely horrifying

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

devastating metaphor lmao

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

The Toronto Fire Department is using hot water to melt down the remainder of Drake’s ICEMAN structure due to safety concerns 🚒

[Palien la Stank @palienchops]

Assuming this is based on Kaprow's 'Happenings', it's a weird missed opportunity to not make the melting itself the release timeline. Feels like a misread of the concept.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

"RELEASE DATE INSIDE"

— DRAKE VIA IG 🚨