Lil Pali

The Official Voice of Pali & @palisadianpost insider. Harvard Debate Team 2014

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@BeyondMeat please focus on making healthy ice cream sandwiches

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@Kuhl_Runnings Name a girl that says no

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@spencerpratt still the biggest leyyyyge on @thehills🔥 #PaliOG

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Love you Carlos

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#ShadyCarlos is the biggest snake of #ParadiseHotel! 🐍

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@Sanchovies Lol Logic and Joyner are so soft

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You know what really grinds my gears? When the person in front of me at a dispensary takes 15 minutes to smell every strain before purchasing a single $10 gram. You’re killing me smalls!

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@AdamHimmelsbach @gordonhayward = Pablo Sandoval

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@AdamHimmelsbach @gordonhayward = Pablo Sandoval

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@WorldWideWob F @gordonhayward. He puts up 2pts and idolizes the alt-right losers @charliekirk11 and @RealCandaceO 🚩🚩🚩

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@JENergizerr Hard to trust anyone but yourself

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Which famous Pali sesh spot will be the most rolled today between 3-5pm? 🐬💨😎

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Silent discos aren’t tight

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Silicon Spliffin’ @stevejobs

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@JoelEmbiid vs @KDTrey5 for 🏆🧁

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Marcus Smart shoved Joel Embiid to the floor 😳

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@Tom_NBA What’s the quickest way for the Celtics to get rid of right-wing activist aka “$30m/year for 0 pts” aka @gordonhayward?

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Toot It And Boot It Thursday’s @YG

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@asvpxmorris Why not invite them both over? 👉🏼👈🏼

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@KeithSmithNBA The Celtics biggest problem right now is paying Gordon Hayward $30m/yr to come off the bench and score 3pts. Nothing else is even close.

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@tim_cook remember when Apple was an innovative company? I miss those days...