Jeff Palkevich

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@CollinRugg I can guarantee this was over World Cup. We owned a janitorial business and had two guys from different countries stab each other over a game in 1994. Then every World Cup we started segregating the workers until it was over.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@ClassicGIJoe Do any toy companies do mail giveaways for kids nowadays? It was such a great part of being a kid in the 80s.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@ClassicGIJoe @_SgtSlaughter I don't acknowledge that Cobra Commander

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@NyjMike probably an ex-girlfriend claiming domestic abuse?

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@_CharlesMurphy we're really doing this?

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@drewdamn87 @Oilfield_Rando I accidentally started a run club. most of the people that show up are girls in their 20s. they'll tell you that most guys their age are losers who'd rather play video games.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@Oilfield_Rando they'll never understand the joy of living in a big city or a college town and watching the disheveled sexy mummies and kittens making the walk of shame home on the morning of Nov 1st in the pre Uber days. None of those costumes were meant to be ripped off and put on a 2nd time.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@cosmic_marvel Amazing update!

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@dizz604 @BreeceH it's awesome

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@mazemoore last year YouTube suggested a video to me that 15 years after being posted only had 1100 views. It was the Asbury Parked Warped Tour in 97. About a minute into it I walked past the camera for a long beat. I'm an Android user, I think Google is finding these videos on purpose.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@WassonWatch My two year old loves this Little Golden Book.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@MrAndyNgo @RollingStone so this is what Harry Knowles has been up to?

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@jarvis_best I got the perfect hat to where when I apply

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@nyjets @USMNT Why is Geno playing against his team instead of with them?
Why are they playing in the parking lot instead of inside the stadium?
Did Met Life relocate to a prime location on the Hudson?
I don't know much about USAF planes but I bet that's probably one that our enemies fly.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@drincs2024 @20dumpsterfire @TheMiddleborne That's it. Very nice family.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@20dumpsterfire @TheMiddleborne I doubt Google knows the names of soccer players.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@20dumpsterfire @TheMiddleborne I was back home for Christmas and my family literally met the US Goalie (we're from the same NJ town) and his family at a coffee shop. Both our kids were playing and we were talking and I still couldn't tell you his name if you held a gun to my head.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@JaredKubin Our baby had an enlarged kidney and CSP in his brain at 20 weeks. We were told by one of the best hospitals in the country this could be a sign of numerous serious problems. It was the worst 10 weeks of my life, but it cleared up, and we have an amazingly perfect toddler now.

[Jeff Palkevich @palkevich]

@DecisionDeskHQ 4 more months of Ken Calvert and Young Kim ads constantly! We are so. blessed in LA 😂