mars

busy cutting my bangs over the bathroom sink…
♡ hater • coach beard apologist • @lectersl4mb lover ♡
{@dormousexvii}

[mars @pallenstar]

I never felt an ounce of shame. I read that shit loud and proud.

[˗ˏbellamy⋆🐇་༘ @alattewrong]

do yall remember the shame of reading fanfiction before it was normalized like damn i used to hide in the shadows and now we’re just talking abt it everywhere

[mars @pallenstar]

Visiting a nearby village where the only thing on the ground is leaves, then coming home to my shithole city and finding the alleyway littered with giant whippet canisters, is pretty humbling.

[mars @pallenstar]

Juno in a suit. JUNO IN A SUIT.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

As Apple TV's #TedLasso returns, THR has all the fancy footwork and off-field drama that scored it a never-supposed-to-happen fourth season.⁠

Read the full cover story with stars Jason Sudeikis, Hannah Waddingham and Juno Temple: https://t.co/ggLcshVpSK

[mars @pallenstar]

Maybe I’m just being picky, but I cannot stand when people are doing factual videos, especially true crime videos and they mispronounce almost everything.

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Why are YouTube videos being posted to Netflix as if they are tv shows?

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@laszlokreizl He just wanted his mother to come back for him.

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And yes, I did finish a knight of the seven kingdoms in one night.

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@TrifinityVortex Love them but either. Rafe.

[mars @pallenstar]

Ser Duncan the tall, you’ve charmed me.

[mars @pallenstar]

@laszlokreizl Friend, I am so saddened by this show. I have not recovered from poor Dunc’s backstory.

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@TrifinityVortex And then his poor little friend, I audibly gasped.

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@TrifinityVortex I cried within the very first episode. Everyone was so mean to him.

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I like how 90% of Brett’s projects are just him writing himself a self insert with a really hot girlfriend.

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Fuck you mean a capybara escaped a zoo in March and still hasn’t been found?! Where is she?

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It’s keep getting worse. How does it keep getting worse?!

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But in all seriousness, me becoming less active on Jackass twt was a mistake. I’ve missed so much.

[mars @pallenstar]

Well, I hope Knox has his ukulele ready.

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Just copying me and my brand.

[mars @pallenstar]

Being the only green eyed, left handed, overly sensitive person in my family until my nephew came along.

[mars @pallenstar]

Drama in the jackass fandom? It’s like 2022 all over again.