Pals

[Pals @palls666]

Me on my way to leave Earth when I saw that Bollywood is remaking this iconic movie #ForrestGump

[derpina @angelkiss2258]

i’m gonna be such an awful girlfriend again some day i’m so excited

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

me after blocking them because it's better for me

[Sofía Morales @im_anasofia2]

Deja ir al hombre que amas, para quedarte con el hombre que te ama

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Make your life so private the only thing people know you do is go to the gym.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

my single ass when i remember no one is out there cheating on me

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Manager: “Your leave is not approved”
Me with my data off on my trip cuz idgaf:

[Ben Mintah @benmintahx]

Top tier compliment:
"You look like you go to the gym."

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Being in shape while people your age are letting their bodies fall apart is absolutely a flex

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

made out with 4 men last night and still texted my ex

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When he tryna come back but you don’t like him nomore.

[Minnay @Heyguday]

He stayed close enough to not lose you, but distant enough to never choose you. That's how men waste your time.

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise

[Pals @palls666]

@tylerjschoon First Resident Evil & now this , we are getting more Austin Abrams content this year then ever .

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Me looking at my dm full of men begging to waste my time.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

nothing humbles you more than realizing you meant way less to someone than you thought

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"You should act more feminine"
Me not giving af:

[• @yducknow]

How it feels being told you smell good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>