Petey the Palm Tree

social media, UGC, and other wildness

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@RyanSura18 We stay in $WH Wyndham hotels all the time and yes we check out of them even though some are so cozy I feel like living there lol what do you even mean?

[Mattske @_Mattske]

Back like I never showed up in the first place.

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@DrinkAriZona You bought it in bulk in the 90's and are just riding it out?

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@pizzahut I'm eating them all.

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@Wendys That sounds dangerous.

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@DrinkAriZona Especially with snacks 🤤

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

Tried it

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@JackBox What if those giant box signs you have outside your restaurants had a big handle on it that rotated around until your mascot popped out

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@DrinkAriZona Is that a resolution mismatching or do you actually sell mini cans of this now due to inflation?

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@omkarships ...do you need some help?

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@founderportrait We all just seem to have to.

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

Not all your questions will be answered.

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

@CampingWorld We should do a campaign together with that as the tag line.

*chanting softly*

co...llab.

co...llab.

*louder chanting*

Co...llab.

Co...llab!

*chanting/screaming*

CO! LLAB!

whenever wherever whatever lololol

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

Holy shit they are really starting to follow me wherever I go for groceries at this point and it's starting to cramp my style and make me paranoid just see for yourself 🤕🥹😅😆🤠

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

Celebrating crime sounds right up Denny's alley.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

live, laugh, larceny (i’m stealing ur fries)

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

Fine, bots. Follow me if you must!

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

Brands beware.

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

OMG @redbull just get him a 6-pack before some coffee gets hurt 😂🤣

[Petey the Palm Tree @palmandfury]

Lmfao bruh I have no idea what @FirestoneTires did to @_Mattske to deserve this (the honor of a shout-out in his hilarious content) but they should work with him/us before it's too late...and yes - I cleared this tweet with legal - in case you were wondering.