Lily Blanchard

an apple a day keeps anyone away if u throw it hard enough

[Lily Blanchard @palmbushes]

putting the “hot” in “hot mess” since 2001

[Lily Blanchard @palmbushes]

@NickPredica @sheskindahoe Yo

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

When someone starts explaining board game rules

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

To celebrate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday, here are his 46 best (and strangest) insults:

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[donni saphire @donni]

Starting to accept that I’ll never be a child prodigy

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

hello sharks I'm asking for 20,000 francs and for box 5 to be left empty

[Lily Blanchard @palmbushes]

One of my roman empires is the fact that we were so worried about being bitten by sharks as kids bc of the soul surfer movie. Like honey this is a 3ft hotel pool

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

How do stores like Gucci and Burberry make money in the airport? Is there really that much discretionary spending in travelers?

[Lily Blanchard @palmbushes]

@NickPredica QUE

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

I would love to drink a beer with him

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

el perro: amigo yo te amo como a nadie pero a dónde poronga me trajiste??

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I want to be panda nanny 🐼

[Lily Blanchard @palmbushes]

@NickPredica el dia es hoy