Palm Grubbins

Author of several unsuccessful novels, short stories, poems, and screenplays. New unpopular short stories being written all the time.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@TheWorksStores Thanks very much for your quick and considerate response. Very impressed. Thanks to Annette.

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@TheWorksStores your squidgy dinosaur egg just exploded all over my daughter. Pretty poor quality product! She was shocked and very upset. Cheers.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@jackrober @UKVolkswagen How does it compare to the Tesla 3? I think I'd prefer this from no experience of either.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

It's easier to pretend to be Danny Dyer while walking downhill rather than uphill.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@isjustforalice Taco Bell? I didn't know such a thing existed.

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Jagshemash. If you see only one moviefilm this year, please see the only one that got made - mine.
Great success! Please, you look. Chenquieh.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I fear a lot of Conservative voters are about to find out whether Conservative politicians told them the truth about Universal Credit.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

It's always good to have a certain amount of rustle.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

Still can't believe how well @louistheroux grew into his face. Handsome man and a great documentary maker. He's like the BBC version of @RealHughJackman.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

Just woke from a dream in which @DerrenBrown was our taxi driver. He schooled me on moral philosophy and convinced me I was an alcoholic. Excellent driving but we didn't tip him.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@PlainSimpleTom You going to be there tomorrow for Bill and Ted?

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Everyone looks like either a sports shoe or a gentleman's pants bulge. #COVID19 #MaskUp

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

I wish I was in an attic eating a sandwich and an apple, my face feels Finnish, and I think I'm desensitised to the N word from two decades of listening to hip hop.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@louistheroux That's the best page Nick. All down hill from there. But it is a very high and very shallow hill.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@PlainSimpleTom One Hour Photo?

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I really thought I looked like @simonpegg for a moment then. Almost thought I was watching myself. I don't look anything like him. Or do I?

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

Every now then there's something really Portuguese about my kitchen sink.

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@louistheroux, I hope I don't offend you but has your chin shrunk over the last 25 years?

[Palm Grubbins @palmgrubbins]

@PlainSimpleTom @MommaUnfiltered Godfather
Silence of the Lambs
Misery
Fight club and the road may be as good as the books, some may prefer the films.