Wulf Wissel

join me on my weight gain journey

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

Donald Trump is fat and gay

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

is it a crime to look at lange

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

not one riff here

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The Best Guitar Riffs of the 21st Century (So Far)

20. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - “Maps”
19. Papa Roach - “Last Resort”
18. Daft Punk feat. Pharrell Williams & Nile Rodgers - “Get Lucky”
17. Paramore - “Misery Business”
16. The Von Bondies - “C’mon C’mon”
15. Red Hot Chili Peppers - “Can’t Stop”
14. Sonic Youth - “Incinerate”
13. Screaming Females - “Ripe”
12. Jet - “Are You Gonna Be My Girl”
11. Foo Fighters - “All My Life”
10. Audioslave - “Cochise”
09. Modest Mouse - “Float On”
08. Ghost - “Square Hammer”
07. Boris - “Akuma No Uta”
06. Sum 41 - “Fat Lip”
05. Franz Ferdinand - “Take Me Out”
04. System of a Down - “Toxicity”
03. The Strokes - “Reptilia”
02. Queens of the Stone Age - “No One Knows”
01. The White Stripes - “Seven Nation Army”

https://t.co/4EETlMqiIb

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

its called hentaivirus

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

I’ve started a new sportswear line called Baseball Balls

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

Vineyard Vines is the worst name for a brand

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

Vineyard Vines is the worst name for a brand

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

God dammit Vrabel

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Shake Shack stock crashes -24%.

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

Photo editor is killing it

[New York Post @nypost]

Mike Vrabel and pregnant Dianna Russini rented private boat together 2 months before birth of her first son: report https://t.co/bYW2LQYkOC

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

It is 2026 and Siri is as useless as it was on the iPhone 4

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

An injury you say

[Houston Astros @astros]

Carlos Correa has been scratched from tonight’s lineup due to a left ankle injury.

Updated lineup:
Jose Altuve 2B
Yordan Alvarez LF
Isaac Paredes 1B
Christian Walker DH
Cam Smith RF
Zach Cole CF
Christian Vázquez C
Nick Allen SS
Braden Shewmake 3B
Peter Lambert RHP

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

GAAAY 🗣️

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Jamie Dimon reveals he had his first experience with Claude this past weekend.

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

@Investorguy6 @bankertobuilder Its a joke dude

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

1000000%

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Bob Seger is better than Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know how many of you are joining me on this island but I feel like it will be 50% geniuses and 50% guys who make women instinctively lock their car doors.

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

nah man

[NBA @NBA]

Join us in wishing Dorian Finney-Smith of the @HoustonRockets a HAPPY 33rd BIRTHDAY!

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

A 10 year run with a 38 year old centerpiece and a coach who doesn’t do anything except curse

you fucking idiots

[Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA]

High Ranking Rockets sources:

- They believe the young core can contend for the next decade.

- Udoka & KD will remain an essential part of the team's future

- “We don't want to make the mistake other teams have of giving up on guys too soon. We want a 10-year run."

Thoughts?

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

Its fine we have NICK ALLEN

[MLB @MLB]

Mauricio Dubón runs full speed into the wall to make an unbelievable grab 🤯

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

thetins must’ve been pumping

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

Scientology raids are getting even wilder after a man brought over 20 “Christian dwarfs” to raid the Scientology HQ in Los Angeles in an attempt to find Tom Cruise.

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

Santana - Abraxas (Taylor’s Version)

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

@dankainen1 That’s fine but “the world is ending really soon and only I notice it” is peak narcissistic retard thinking

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

I don’t know if you know this but you can smoke weed and have children

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔

“You don’t need kids.”

“The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

[Wulf Wissel @palmsweat]

Get this dipshit out of here

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Houston Rockets are NOT expected to fire Ime Udoka this summer, per @sam_amick

“While Udoka will certainly be under fire for the part he played in the collapse, he signed a lucrative multiyear extension last summer that most league observers believe should shield him from being fired.”

(https://t.co/6btQZOiML6)