MagicianPigeon

Abra kadabra? nah bro non me gusta o tipo psiquico

Alchemycore Manamaxxing INTmogging Wandpilled BlackCatcoping

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

We've been discussing the meaning of the word "soydev" on the latest stream. And Spanish folks told me that "soydev" just means "I'm dev".

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@LookosZero *insertar meme de irse a FP de carpintaría*

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@LookosZero (P. Ej. e non porque esté ahora mismo volvendo nun autobús cun cuchillo e varios recortes de madeira, os tallados en madeira. Primeira vez que vou tallar BTW)

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@xirasolamarelo

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@kalanchoe22_ Mi abuela antes de irme a dormir sempre me leía una guía de preparación ilustrada de un cóctel molotov. Ahora que no está me cuesta dormir.

Te importaría leermela hoy en su lugar?

✨🧓🧑‍🔬🔥🚀✨

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@LookosZero Contra:
perdeuse o formato original

Pros:
- Simple
- Lixeiro
- Altamente comprimible
- Resistente ao posible colapso de whatsapp
- Pode ser almacenado e versionado con git

[Sakshi @Sakshi50038]

Who's gonna tell vibe coders about...

> Rate Limiting
> Caching
> Load Balancing
> Reverse Proxies
> API Gateways
> CI/CD
> Docker
> Kubernetes
> Service Discovery
> Circuit Breakers
> Timeouts
> Retries
> Exponential Backoff
> Idempotency
> Message Queues
> Pub/Sub
> Event-Driven Architecture
> Distributed Transactions
> Saga Pattern
> Dead Letter Queues
> Cron Jobs
> WebSockets
> Long Polling
> Server-Sent Events
> Database Indexing
> Query Optimization
> N+1 Queries
> Connection Pooling
> Read Replicas
> Sharding
> Partitioning
> Replication
> Leader Election
> CAP Theorem
> Eventual Consistency
> Optimistic Locking
> Pessimistic Locking
> Distributed Locks
> Race Conditions
> Deadlocks
> Memory Leaks
> Garbage Collection
> Thread Safety
> Backpressure
> Autoscaling
> Horizontal Scaling
> Vertical Scaling
> CDN
> Edge Caching
> Cache Invalidation
> Feature Flags
> Blue-Green Deployments
> Canary Releases
> Rolling Deployments
> Rollbacks
> Health Checks
> Liveness & Readiness Probes
> Monitoring
> Logging
> Distributed Tracing
> Metrics
> Alerting
> SLOs
> SLIs
> Error Budgets
> Observability
> Secrets Management
> IAM
> OAuth
> JWT Rotation
> TLS
> Encryption at Rest
> Encryption in Transit
> WAF
> DDoS Protection
> CORS
> CSRF
> SQL Injection
> XSS
> SSRF
> Database Migrations
> Schema Versioning
> Disaster Recovery
> Backups
> Failover
> Multi-Region Deployments
> Chaos Engineering
> Cost Optimization
> Cold Starts
> Serverless Limits
> Latency
> Throughput
> P99 Latency
> Tail Latency
> Network Partitions
> Clock Skew
> DNS
> TCP vs UDP
> HTTP/2 & HTTP/3
> gRPC
> Webhooks
> API Versioning
> Semantic Versioning
> Infrastructure as Code
> Terraform
> Helm Charts
> Build Caching
> Dependency Hell
> Production Incidents
> On-call
> Postmortems

...until the app gets its first million users.

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

This post is amazing! I can just repost it every time GitHub goes down and get more followers each time. Thank you Microsoft!

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

robot gore on the timeline it's lit

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@AlfonsoRuedaGal Pero non o volvas encender, cabrón

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@AlfonsoRuedaGal apaga o sol que fai calor

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@AlfonsoRuedaGal Gracias

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@LookosZero HOLY BASED

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@LookosZero En F-droid, opensudoku

Duro de cojones

https://t.co/rDYFFlb7rg

[JunkO @JunkOPossum]

If I start mimicking how you talk and use the same phrases you do, it means I'm autistic and I like you

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

@kalanchoe22_ Si

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

Aquí tes este puzzle.

Podes montalo como queiras, ten varias solucións e é super entretenido, pero solo podes montalo unha sola vez e fáltanlle 4 pezas.

Si o queres completo tes que pagar 20€ máis.

No, non podes regalarllo a nadie, sigue sendo meu, solo cho presto.

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

Publicar

[MagicianPigeon @palomadisfraz]

Bocchi, Look back e Jordi Wild no fondo

Nah

[machuuu @machuuu68]

group study at coco's place! 😵‍💫