Paloma 🕊

Oh beans! where’s that frog-o-mine??

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

The current vibe

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Imagine not liking me and I’m just watching peppa pig to learn Spanish while I’m on the treadmill

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The CONCEPT of being blocked on Pinterest

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@gio_juar 👎

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yeah I mean probably

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Can you imagine me naming an actual person

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

Love my nightly routine of openly sobbing to Open Arms by sza no honestly it’s great

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

The funniest joke you can ever make is calling a man a whore

[َ @nokissinghere]

i have this in my photos and i always read it once a month

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[wamz 🤍 @wamspov]

mine is cryptic pregnancy 😭

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

Monica: “I was gunna post another pic of us but people are gunna think I’m obsessed with you” Me: “nah it’s fine I’ll post it instead”

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

If you would like to know the state of my mental health, I have never in my life gotten a traffic violation until recently and now I have $400 worth

[🎃 @twaniimals]

ㅤ

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

All I did was consider you, until all I could do is consider me

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

Why have 3 meals a day when you can have one very BIG meal at 2pm that makes you incredibly nauseous

[futch elaine may @brilliqntfriend]

I need more of these

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

Living in a lot of different places makes you cool and interesting, but it also means no one place truly feels like home

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

How you look at them when they come for advice after making the same mistake 1927335 times

[Paloma 🕊 @palomughh]

God knew that if he made me born able to dance good I’d be too powerful. He needed to humble me.