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tweets are me just talking to myself

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@cherie_koh As a Tibetan woman, I have literally never heard of this. Yssss the #culturalappropriation is strong with them 😂

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@camcordings ::hugs::

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@MichelleSLerner This is pretty much the only thing tempting me to have kids. The only thing.

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life hack: if you haven’t weighed yourself since before quarantine and are thinking about doing it, don’t.

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@WithLove_Shelly the what now 😳

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@courtneyw 💕💕 hang in there and keep trying! My boyfriend was in the same boat earlier in the pandemic because someone may have fraudulently been using his social security, but he eventually got the back pay. It’s awful though, and he racked up so much debt while waiting.

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@courtneyw A little too real 🥺

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@mafalicious How cars work. Any time someone tries to teach me about an engine or a tire, I want to throw myself out of a window.

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: You Picked the Wrong Day to Wear a Sarong

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@camcordings YUP

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@WithLove_Shelly 🙌

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when I am married, I shall bring as my dowry 5000 bags of various household items and clothing that I never got around to donating.

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@joe_portnoy I’m ready for the asteroid now

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@b_simerson @WithLove_Shelly Brb buying out Costco

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@stephemcneal This is like the end of the lion king, when scar threw the hyenas under the bus

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You heard it here first, folks. Trump knows the most about wind. #Debates2020 #windytrump

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@DavidMONSTERinc too busy lightly kicking in various directions

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my greatest strength is probably making the bed while still lying in bed

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

can't watch the debate (busy fracking) but i hope at least one of the candidates is standing up for the average american's interests (fracking)

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What I’ve taken away from this debate: we should nuke the hurricanes