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Human rights are YOUR rights.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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@LordScavamungus Yes, but surprisingly in a non-pedantic way. There is hope for our species.

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You just wake up one day and realize you don’t even know what ticker tape is, let alone how it relates to parades.

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@FailShark Nope. Time to go.

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@FailShark Sometimes you have to stay and fight. Not sure if this is the time or not. Still thinking.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

Just deciding if I should put on my red cape today or do I wear a few days of mourning black first?

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

Time for a pumpkin spice drive off a cliff.

[Han Solo Cup @paminski]

I feel like a shot would steady my nerves. Maybe something with Kahluamala?

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

Currently a victim of electionstential dread.

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@8WithaTiara 💙 Georgia

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

Sometimes I think about when a woman told me I did it the easy way having twins and I didn’t kick her in the crotch.

[eLeni @eleniZarro]

Gentle reminder that tomorrow we can’t all have panic attacks at the same time so please stick to the schedule

[Han Solo Cup @paminski]

I did a democracy

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

I finally figured out where to hide the Halloween candy so I wouldn’t eat it all, just wish I could remember where that was

[Han Solo Cup @paminski]

Being awake makes me so tired.

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

I find myself saying ridiculous things to my kids like; when I was a kid you had to actually insert a key into the car to make it go

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

My daughter asked me what hawk tuah means so I told her it means two hawks in French.

[Han Solo Cup @paminski]

Fact-checking: If a Tesla truck catches fire, is it considered a carbecue or a dumpster fire?