Pammy Dhanjal

[Keep Calm Be Happy 👑👑 @AapkaApnaHappy]

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service?
YOU PLAY GAMES .

[Pammy Dhanjal @pamioski]

@AliceKangethe- the plan is that there is no #NairobiMasterplan

[Pammy Dhanjal @pamioski]

@lynmalenge near kangundo rd

[Pammy Dhanjal @pamioski]

@Ma3Route eastern bypass jammed up due to dislodged trailer

[Pammy Dhanjal @pamioski]

Halo around the Sun today.

[Django @GhantaGyaan]

"Middle Finger" is another universal language.

[Pammy Dhanjal @pamioski]

All the suspects have been arrested. police are looking for them.#Lenku

[Pammy Dhanjal @pamioski]

@HSM_PR #WeAreOne never forget that!

[I think I’m funny 🤷🏻‍♂️ @iAmDelFreaky]

If somebody is standing next to me at a urinal, I increase the pressure of my urine stream to establish my dominance.

[Francesco Rinaldi @SonOfCha]

There are countless ways to say "fuck you", but silence holds the title.

[southpaw ☘ @_SetTheHook_]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I love that little flip thing you do with your hair.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

If your wife doesn't point out every mistake you have ever made, then you're not doing marriage right.

~Marriage Counselor probably

[Shaggy @fadethepublic77]

Calm down, ain't nobody gettin famous on Twitter.

[Ozzie @ozzie31220]

I committed spermicide twice today.

[karan v @Thateverydayguy]

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"? It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."