@RosaZambonini I was up wishaw general with my wee mum and went outside for air and thought we were being bombed ๐๐๐ Iโm like itโs a bloody school night!
Iโm dog sitting my friends dog for a few days while they are on holiday. Just realised I was sitting feeding him crisps one by one while he patted me with his paw when he was ready for his next one. Bitched by a border collie ๐
Proof of delivery and thereโs this bold baldy random posing with my shampoo ๐๐ bring back the postman who used to climb ontop of my porch to plank my shit ๐๐
I have a new postman and heโs been dishing out my parcels to random neighbours all week. Icing on the cake some random man posing the day with my hair products box smiling. No idea who he is and heโs BALDY ๐ the dick will hear me on the ring doorbell on Monday ๐
My door has just went at 12:45am with a take away. I didnโt order it but deliveries always get my street mixed up with another and the same number in that street always takes my food.The temptation there not to take it for karma was real - but didnโt want the driver getting a P45
@RosaZambonini I wonโt lie I must have been living under a rock i had no idea about this - sad to see so many more are the same! Its a shame that its possibly not a true reflection of what the community wants and the result could have been so different. This will make me pay more attention!
Im upstairs and my wee mum is shouting up to me (with the tv at 4mil decibels) about Craig. Craig this Craig that. I shou down - mum who is Craig?
Craig Revel Horwood.
Sheโs actually shouting up as if i know him cause i โjudge dance competitions tooโ slight difference Ellen๐
My mum is staying with me until her new house is ready, she gets a care team in the morning and this morning one of them needed a pen. I have just found this next to her care log. Yes my mum has given them one of my joke pens ๐๐ I will be the talk of their office