pammon

i pledge allegiance, to the band. (she/her)

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Me, whispering to Starbucks employee: Someone took a large…sorry…a venti poop on the floor.

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

pens and pencils fighting:

[Jonty Usborne @JontyUsborne]

some of these costumes are TOO SCARY

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

I’m sorry, but when you’re as talented as James Corden you get to treat people however the fuck you want. That’s the price we pay for the undeniable magic he brings to the table. And I’d gladly pay it, and so would all of you. He’s THAT good.

[@dozygay on bluesky @dozygay]

Not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

[Afrah 🫶🏾 @wtf_afrah]

@Or_laughs @Twilight !!!!

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

Handing my vape to the homie before they even ask

[You @BravesGasm]

Looked significantly slower than 103 but okay

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

any tattoo artists willing to cover up this tattoo i got last week for free. i just heard some awful news :/

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

I will never forget where I was… and what I was doing when I saw this text on my phone for the first time

[Chuck Buriedtreasure @SouthAFAO]

The law and order SVU clip where Kyle MacLachlan does a Big Boss judo throw on a cop, steals another cop’s gun, and blows away a kid in a courthouse was apparently scrubbed from YouTube so I spent $3 to buy the episode digitally

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

New Olive Garden uniform just dropped

[trash jones @jzux]

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”

[debo @killmefam]

If I see you in your car making an entire mixed drink with gummy worms in it for tik tok I get to shoot you with a rocket launcher

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Pete Davidson has been spotted with Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

lotta people dunking on this but i think he looks like a beautifully wise gorilla at rainforest cafe