As a German, I feel it’s my patriotic duty to own several pairs of Birkenstocks.
And yeah… some of them are old enough, sweaty enough, and questionable enough to qualify as protected (stinky) cultural heritage 🪤🩴
It’s wild how many of you pervy feet freaks get weak over old, stinky Birkenstocks. I wore this pair all through Southeast Asia in 2024. Safe to say, they’ve developed 🧀😈 character.
Smelling on them would ruin you, simpy boys. Now go fetch me new Birks from my thr0ne 🫴🏻💸