Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest

Nail polish & bath-n-body maker of the geeky. Proud rat moogie. Original BNF. Cheerful goth, reformed. Pronouns: that bastard. The Great God Pan, iä! iä!

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

Quality trolling in an AI art group this morning, where someone asked "What if they made a creepy Wizard of Oz movie in the 80s?" then just posted screenshots from Return to Oz

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

What a glorious animal. The mutant turkey in me, recognizes the mutant turkey in you!

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

I just thought a giant spider crawled out of the blanket next to me, but it was just my pet rat's whisker-y nose.

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

Remember that time I burned my mouth eating too many SweetTarts™? That was sad. #shitlynaesays

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

@SisterMable @summer_burkes @Barbie More of this please @Barbie

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

@djbaskin Ahhh!! There's always somebody

This is why I should have ordered mine months ago

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

@Orinz i think u would make a very good doofwarrior 🖤🤘

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

I bet those ignorant little shits didn't even raid the Candy Desk

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

I just realized 'Forrest Gump' is 'The Jerk', but everything actually turns out well instead.

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

13 years but perhaps an accumulated 13 minutes #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

They Scream At Own Ass

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

The nice thing about 6 ft between people is, it's less embarrassing to fart in public. It's also less satisfying. #shitlynaesays

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

Yes, I'm saying if the raccoons could farm a DECENT tomato, they'd be the dominant species instead of us.

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

Yes Lynae, you do still have a Twatter.

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

Wash your damn hand. Humans wash their asshand before they make breakfast. Do you want it cross-stitched on a pillow? #shitlynaesays

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

...well they easily could've been from Babar canon, but Prometheus™ shit all over everyone's dreams by making elephant-turtle just some dumb spacesuit of those boring Proto-Indo-European gymbros.

#spoilers

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

I am woke-up-with-the-Gator-Golf-theme-song-in-my-head years old.

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

@dieslaughing I haven’t shaved my pits in over 10 years, for the exact stink reason you mentioned. Just let em grow, exfoliate in the shower, moisturize before you put on deodorant, and be aware that if you don’t have dry pits when you put on deodorant, it’ll clump in your pit hairs :p

[Lynæ 🐀 “ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴡᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ” Ƶebest @panavatar]

I got turned into a Westworld robot last night. But you wouldn't understand cause you don't watch it and you suck. Are you tweeting me?