Michael Schulze

Times New Roman guy living in a Calibri world. Bird law appellate practice.

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@realpredicate @BovrilG wrote an article for Penthouse with the same title

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@katekeepsit100 @senatorshoshana

[Hunter 🌆 @rhunterh]

Happy fathers day to my fellow dad friends on here

[doomer @uncledoomer]

youre in the bar bathroom and the reusable coke bag comes out, you know rent in your neighborhood going up

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Happy Father’s Day

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@st_louis_stan @kisstheblade_

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@AMandoSch get sick every time but I do love the big beef and cheddar.

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@PalmyrPar @BovrilG

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

you have to respect that, even in a crisis, the russians stick to their core ideology: creating phenomenal dashcam footage

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

we can’t wait to see what you become

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@3xcalibaneur @BovrilG

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@_Boomhauer @senatorshoshana

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@selentelechia

[JP @jpbrammer]

[me immediately after Plato anxiously proposes the concept of the world of forms] this dude thinks beds borrow their bedness from bed world LMAO

[David Hines @hradzka]

we got more St. Augustine before THE WINDS OF WINTER

[Michael Schulze @Pancakeoflust]

@SamBuntz @BovrilG during Foidcast hiatus

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I keep think about that “prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people” tweet like why did they say that. They’re right, but why did they say it.

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture