Casino: You have a 49.5% chance of winning.
"What a Scam, those are awful odds. The house always wins."
Gacha Game: You have a 0.5% chance of rolling your Waifu
"So you're telling me it's not 0%, well shit baby, hold on to my wallet, Daddy's getting some Anime Tiddies today"
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