Theo!! 🏴‍☠️

q verga hago con mi vida w

[.𖥔 ݁ ˖ juno ˚. ᵎᵎ @starcvps]

Wifies when a girl he likes says jump:

[COLE @colehairlesscat]

Awesome. (1/1)

[Mel @MelnSeek]

Leí que la masturbación trae consigo una notable mejora en el léxico. Me quedé absorto ante tal afirmación carente de raciocinio. Me exacerba cuando de soslayo, un petulante enarbola cultismos de rimbombantes como banales corolarios cuyo efímero fin es obnubilar.

[✩₊˚.Meadow🜡⚨☿⚧️ ⚝⨺⃝ Thon/Thons/It/Its ⁺₊✧ @Qyilldrisstessa]

I got called a rapist for saying consensual sex doesn’t require attraction.

I have sex with my girlfriend even tho I’m not sexually attracted to him (I’m ace). That does NOT make me a fucking rapist. What the actual fuck?

CONSENSUAL SEX IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. Not coercion.

[butched out bishonen @butchbishonen]

@Qyilldrisstessa We need to bring back the donut metaphor from Tumblr times

[🌟Beloved forever(S.S and S.B defender and 1# fan) @D3arestNebula]

I like the idea of Severus as a ghost haunting the Marauders, whether he's a ghost from the prank, from Sectusempra, or from suicide
if it has angst, I like it

[Theo!! 🏴‍☠️ @pancashite]

@D3arestNebula I would kill everyone in the room and then myself or kill myself and leave a suicide note blaming it all on the marauders

[🌟Beloved forever(S.S and S.B defender and 1# fan) @D3arestNebula]

If I were Severus, I would have killed myself the moment I turned 16, at school in front of everyone, and blamed it on everyone I hate

[Theo!! 🏴‍☠️ @pancashite]

@D3arestNebula a rico headcanon Bro, alimentame más

[🌟Beloved forever(S.S and S.B defender and 1# fan) @D3arestNebula]

(Josh's fate is that he was killed by the Death Eaters at 16 or die of an overdose)
No, this isn't an OC, just a headcanon
But idk

[🌟Beloved forever(S.S and S.B defender and 1# fan) @D3arestNebula]

I have a headcanon that Severus once had a Muggle boyfriend from his neighborhood—tall, very masculine, maybe with a name like Josh or something. They were super toxic, Josh always helped Snape make potions and escape from his father+

[Theo!! 🏴‍☠️ @pancashite]

@oliv__ey Yeah, I think so. I don't remember the names but I remember one was saps mod, they are now removed from saps server

[💣Khajeel💣 Open commission @Khajeel3]

#Harco #Pasmione #Blairon #shitpost #HarryPotterAU
Esta bien chido esto del trio dorado enamorado del trio de plata. Es una maldita mina de oro.

[Lizze 🤡² | 🇲🇽 @haitangandrain]

Un día normal en el IMSS.

[okii │┃| │ ✧*:･ﾟ or clock @OkiiIguess]

?the latin root word “molestus” quite literally means annoy it’s just that modern english doesn’t use molest to mean annoy anymore and uses it to mean sexual harassment/assault
english IS the outlier here

[Theo!! 🏴‍☠️ @pancashite]

@_blueshroom They're soulmates because Jack is a winter spirit and Hiccup will become an air... something, idk he's related to the air that carries Jack around

[Sylph 🐚 currently hijack-piled @Sylpphx]

jack is a little shit
#frostcup #hijack