sobbing

searching for personality traits other than depression

[scoobs @scoobsluvr]

was eating chips and he brought me his doggie chip toy 😭 now we are eating chips together !!!!

[dashiel @new_dash_snow]

tapped big man on the shoulder like they work at the power plant together

[✒️ @Literariium]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

huge news

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Two very ancient phenotypes will be at play this Saturday

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 @sondering__]

this and a blood orange san pellegrino

[shanifest it @lieslvondutch]

My dad just tried to order me a drink and goes “she’ll have an adderall spritz”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

look at him sitting on his lil frog chair 🥺

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Sleeve tattoo

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

THIS!!!!

[lucy…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[goma @soigomaa]

Man's desire to become a father is always paid for by a woman with her body, her health, her career, and her freedom.
But when a woman expects a comfortable life, she is somehow shamed for wanting too much

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zeus. He isn't mean or anything. Just thinks more people should be aware of his existence. 13/10