steve

•Formerly Known as Big Steve •currently oversharing to 50 people

[steve @pandabearsteve]

People shame ass-kissers

But what if the ass is caked up?

Just sayin, depends on who’s ass ur kissing but…
Sometimes it happens to be worth it for both of us

[steve @pandabearsteve]

I want an uncrustable

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Is milk heavier than water?

[steve @pandabearsteve]

•cleaning supplies
•coffee
•a pair of kitchen tongs
•a Swiss Army knife from a thrift store
•took my childhood longboard to get new wheels & trucks
•got a book on dealing with adhd
•another coffee
•case of waters and a key lime pie
•pre-workout
•new microwave

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Got diagnosed with adhd
She said:
‘There’s 2 types of adhd,
inattentive & hyperactive.
You have both’

I decided to be productive & hang some wall art that’s been leaning against my wall since I moved
I needed to go get a hammer & nails
Was out all day
Here what I got instead:

[steve @pandabearsteve]

If I ever get married,
You better believe my tux is going to show some skin

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Here’s a glimpse into a poem im working on, spotlighting the issue of men’s mental health and su*cide rates. If you’re struggling, please know it’s okay to seek help. Time to break the silence my guys 🤙🏼💚 much love. #MensMentalHealth #SpeakUp

[steve @pandabearsteve]

What happens to graves during an earthquake? Bones just bouncin around and shit? Does underground shake more than above ground? Is there an area of study dedicated to this?

[steve @pandabearsteve]

I took a pill in Ibiza

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what song is this?

[steve @pandabearsteve]

A machine was built to bully computers

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Shock testing monitors on the production line against sudden movements 🖥️

[steve @pandabearsteve]

My upstairs neighbor wakes up every morning, drops a rock on the floor, and continues to do laundry and practice for her bowling league with her pet elephant

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Elon should have bought Snapchat. If he fixed it… great. If not, no biggie

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Dude said “don’t tell me how to parent”

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hasbulla responded to the viral video of him allegedly abusing his cat

[steve @pandabearsteve]

“Keep Going”

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Me at a 6-figure job interview after lying on my resume

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Donald Trump says he would end Ukraine war “within 24 hours” but won’t tell us how 👀🤔

[steve @pandabearsteve]

@ogsydney This has to be a joke… like, she’s gotta know… right?

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Human babies are so DUMB

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

This is how a chameleon gives birth. Doesn't take long for the young chameleon to get used to its surroundings. 🦎🌴

[steve @pandabearsteve]

Before/after’s are so hard to look at sometimes

I can’t believe I was ever this weak and scrawny

Probably couldn’t even curl a 25 back then 🙄

Thankful for these gainz

Could never go back to the old me

[steve @pandabearsteve]

@AndreaRussett This my wife… im a yessie fanboy all the way