pajama :P

only available for whimsical experiences atm

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

playing hello neighbor on my grandmas heart monitor

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

How seals sleep in time-lapse

[Golden Freddy @ThatYellowBear]

YOU.

[niña chillona :‹ @c666rnepodrida]

idgaf if abortions are illegal you cant baby trap me bro, i will fucking kill myself

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Kendrick Lamar reportedly texted "No I really really really don't want Smormu" to 555-0100

[kez ( ° – ° ) @kezookas]

edtwt

[manuel @manwelllb_]

when you’re bisexual they do this to you

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

going up to the o reilly auto parts cashier and saying o reilly auto farts and then hacking off my limbs with a hatchet

[pajama :P @pandajamas]

@ChungusReturns im shaking is this real

[RealZego🐊 9/10 SIots @RealZego]

Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap

[Garrett @Theyeenman]

How it feels

[jayjay ☆ 𖦹₊⊹🛸🧸 @LIMBOLIBRARY]

why didn’t he do something