Amanda Reitenbach

ANTI-SOCIAL SOCIALITE

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

@TheJuliaHLee Thirty year old midwestern millennial here. We read Little House on the Prairie in grade school and it inspired me to read the full series as well as the Rose Years about Laura’s daughter.

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

@ImMeganCollins I can’t even count the number of times I’ve said: “Sunday drivers…it’s only Saturday” in a British accent (from the cinematic masterpiece Spice World)

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

@jsstansel Started as a Social Media Coordinator, then Social Media Associate, and currently the Manager of Social Media and Content.

I still do all the organic content/comm mgmt I did as a coordinator, just with more added on each year (blog, graphic design, video, paid, influencers, etc)

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: I’ve always loved reading

my mom: yes when you were a child we had to ground you from books because being sent to your room just made you happy

me: ???????????????????!!!!!!!!?????

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

Meeting people in your 30s can be tough. I make it even harder by being incapable of correctly typing my own phone number after ~2 drinks.

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

I don’t know if I feel attacked or truly seen…

[WorkInSocialTheySaid @WorkInSocial_]

first day in social: on time, full of ideas, excited and nice to everyone

now:

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Me, my whole life: [takes hours to complete something that should take 30 minutes]
Me, almost every day: I should be able to do several days of work tomorrow so it's fine to take a break today.

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

no worries if not!!

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

After 2+ hours in @AuditoriumChgo’s online queue, I was tied in a knot, thinking @Wilco really was trying to break my heart…but I’m finally seeing one of my favorite albums performed live (and for my birthday, no less!).

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

Can we just all agree that guys on dating apps should not ask girls if they live alone? Like, I’m sorry sir, but I do not want to be the focus of a true crime podcast.

[Hot Girl Mess™️ @olarvia]

People in LA: I’m staying away from carbs and sugar

People in Chicago: Portillos chocolate cake is the best because they put mayonnaise in the batter to make it denser.

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

How am I handling Christmas in quarantine? Well, I’m currently sobbing over Muppet Tiny Tim so…

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

I don’t want to be a girl boss, I want to be a girl hobbit and live in a hobbit hole and have two leisurely breakfasts everyday and a garden full of potatoes

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

Somewhere, Maxwell Sheffield from #TheNanny is rejoicing.

[sophia ✨ @musicallaneous]

is andrew lloyd webber ok

[WorkInSocialTheySaid @WorkInSocial_]

“so why do you still work in social if it’s really that stressful?”

me:

[WorkInSocialTheySaid @WorkInSocial_]

me after more than two minutes trying to use anything made or owned by Facebook

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

where is the lie?

[Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee) @EjoleeM]

Things SMM hear constantly, a thread I will continue as the weeks go on.

“Omg we so should have looped you in sooner...but can you still get this to us today?”

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

@WillBiby

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

@carly_thie Yaasss! Just wait...one day you’ll wake up surrounded by 5 different decks, a truckload of crystals, and a whole library of books on tarot. Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything. 😅

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

@buttofalljokes I may take you up on that. It’s so addictive! I randomly started with Cagayan on Netflix (so good) and went back to watch from the start on Hulu.

[Amanda Reitenbach @pandamonium2292]

Genuinely thought I’d lapsed into a fugue state while watching Survivor. Turns out there are just a few episodes missing on Hulu.