JM

[JM @panettonepapi]

let's open up Indeed instead

[Shivॐ @thehighmuse]

schizophrenics are actually closer to opening the third eye than normies.

[JM @panettonepapi]

starting?

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

fat people are starting to get on my nerves

[JM @panettonepapi]

A bunch of us went to visit a friend who had recently given birth, and everyone took turns carrying the baby. He cried when every single one of them picked him up, but immediately fell asleep after I did. It's because they're all liberals and babies can sense that kind of evil.

[JM @panettonepapi]

we should know less about everyone

[Popileaks @popileaks]

Emily Ratajkowski:

"Boşandıktan sonra tekrar yıkılmamak ve kimseye bağlanmamak için hayatıma aynı anda 3-4 erkek soktum. Bunu duygusal bir kalkan olarak kullandım.

Sürekli biriyle birlikte olduğum o dönemde seksten hiç zevk almadığımı fark ettim. Bazen sevişirken sadece tavana bakıp 'Ben şu an ne yapıyorum?' diyerek hissizleşiyordum.

Anne olmak, erkekleri filtrelemek için harika bir yöntem. Bir oğlum olduğunu söylediğimde, karşımdakiler ya korkup kaçıyor ya da durumu tuhaf bir fantezi haline getiriyorlar.

Birlikte olduğum adamların karakterimle zerre ilgilenmediğini anladım. Onlar sadece 'Emily Ratajkowski ile birlikte olan adam' egosunu tatmin etmek istiyorlardı."

[JM @panettonepapi]

lmao

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[JM @panettonepapi]

being needlessly cruel to animals for laughs is actually heinous and I don't actually care if they're apex predators

[𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞 ✪™ @Krepublics2_]

Mad people everywhere 😆😆😆

[JM @panettonepapi]

10/10 movie, I've seen it at least 50 times

[fresh👑 @OfficialBFresh]

Quote this: vampire/action movie you can rewatch on repeat without getting bored 🧛‍♂️💥

[JM @panettonepapi]

every day I use 100% of my free will and life has never been more beautiful

[JM @panettonepapi]

@saintmama_ at least her Drake interview was funny lmao

[JM @panettonepapi]

she left her husband and child for this lmfao

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Bobbi Althoff makes her rapping debut on Sukihana’s new song “Bills Paid” 😭🔥🎵

[Nationalist @euronationalizt]

My walls need more oil paintings

[JM @panettonepapi]

The girls that love me don't look incredibly beautiful, so I'll pass on this. Thanks tho xx

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

As a man it's your duty to choose the girl who loves you the most, not the girl you love the most

[JM @panettonepapi]

you've already accepted it despite what you show the world and that's why a lot of you will stay uninspiring, avoidant, sheepish, depressed losers for the rest of your lives

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

🚨: Neuroscientists discovered something shocking: your brain doesn't care if your thoughts are true... it just believes whatever you think on repeat

[Ash ✝️ @fakeandgay_]

A crow recognizes patterns and we say they’re so intelligent… but when I recognize patterns, I’m called an antisemite…

[JM @panettonepapi]

I won't be doing this

[mimi ᯓᢉ𐭩 @mimiipien]

ur bf will see u filthy smelly no makeup and bloated and he will go Aww u look so cute.... Why what is this phenomenon

[JM @panettonepapi]

you just have to be better men lmfao wtf is this pitiful shit man

[k @alfkkifine]

One of the most brutal realities of the male experience that nobody talks about is the absolute "affection desert" they live in. A woman can get a hug, a genuine compliment, and deep emotional support from her platonic friends on a random Tuesday. A man can go an entire calendar year without another human being touching his arm, asking if he's okay, or giving him a sincere compliment. We’ve built a society where a man only gets to experience basic human warmth if he is actively providing for a partner. Outside of that, he is completely invisible.

[JM @panettonepapi]

literally why would you waste your breath? you can just take a page out of their book and ghost lmao

[𝙰𝚀𝚄𝙾𝙼 ⸸ @altBLXCK]

Fellas!!! let's normalize telling women " i am no longer interested because the experience you provide makes me uncomfortable and doesn't align with my preferences and high frequency."

[JM @panettonepapi]

😭😭😭😭

[RicardoFanArts @RicardoFanArts1]

🚨URGENTE: CBF confirma e o jogador Raphinha será mandado para o Touro de Bronze para pagar por seus pecados

[JM @panettonepapi]

@GL00M1N4T1 he actually might be, they baa'd back fr

[JM @panettonepapi]

@GL00M1N4T1 THE NOISE HE MADE LMFAO