amy

i draw i guess

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint Nah pull out the ukulele lil bro

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint CenterPoint may be slow to restore power but they're swift and efficient when it comes to sending me a bill ❤️ I bet the money all goes to your CEO'S scrumptious BBL funds

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint Hello everyone. CenterPoint has finally paid child support (restored my power). It was a long and hard battle, and I couldn't have done it without you all. I wish you all the best, and I will come back again next time they're being a deadbeat again. Which is probably in 3 weeks.

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint Houstonians: please help us we are literally dying of heatstroke

CPE: nuh uh

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint y'all got me acting like a sweatshop owner the way I'm yelling at you to get back to work

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint Centerpoint you've inspired me to finally switch from iPhone to Samsung. Had about enough of purposely flawed products with monopoly on services. Hate from 77056 <3

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint I hope they take all your electricity for their own homes

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint oh no the workers are very much underpaid angels, the company heads can catch these. I bet you'll execute them instantly if they refused to fix your houses' power first

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint Say 12,000 again if you like 3 big burly oiled up men with 12 inchers running a train on you

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint dad, when are you going to come back with the milk? I’m 18 now and I just won the lottery, come to 77056 to see

[amy @pangmida]

@Solidgearmara @CenterPoint boutta make their wives “oohhh” “ahhhh”

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint name, check, face, check...

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint illusion of choice: die from overheating or die from carbon monoxide poisoning

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint so happy the amazing Pearland fire department is willing to give some clout to a small business like CenterPoint

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint when I say I like my men "exploring the jungle" this isn't what I meant (pls take me back Centerpoint 77056)

[amy @pangmida]

@MorusFenrir @CenterPoint K dot levels of hate bro 💀

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint baby please pick up my calls. I didn't mean to cheat on you. I swear it's not what it looks like. I'm only out of town because I thought we were moving too fast (the weather was unbearable). We can work through this I swear, just come back to me (77056) and pick up the phone

[amy @pangmida]

@CenterPoint you couldn't waterboard this embarrassment out of me man