Panhead FOTD

Pan head fact of the day! For the real moi lad follow @jack_allman4

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FOTD: Coronavirus CANNOT be transmitted through my penis.

Ladies Hola me!
#readytoburst 💦

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FOTD: Boris Johnson & Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson are cousins #ifyasmellwhatborisiscooking #SmackDown #rawiswar

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FOTD: most greenhouses are not green & are in fact see through - a lesson I learned whilst spending 6hrs in B&Q searching for one yesterday.
#greenfingers #herbal

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FOTD: a pelican crossing can be used by anyone not just a pelican.
However originally Zebra crossing were for Zebras only.
#misnamed #confusion

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FOTD: Sleeping beauty still menstruated whilst asleep - Prince Charming spent 15mins cleaning her up before he kissed her #periodpoverty

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FOTD: the TransPennine express was once considered a male & was called just ‘Pennine express’ but now identifies as female #LGBT #Equality

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Well done moi lad. Still not like my 88 on a sticky dog at hanging baskets. #closebutnopanhead

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UK cricket XI of the weekend.

1. J Allman
2. J Allman
3. J Allman
4. J Allman
5. J Allman
6 Ben Stokes
7. J Allman
8. J Allman
9. J Allman
10. J Allman
11. Joel Wilson

12th J Allman

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Bradford league XI yesterday:
1. J Allman
2. J Allman
3. J Allman
4. J Allman
5. J Allman
6 J Allman
7. J Allman
8. J Allman
9. J Allman
10. J Allman
11. J Allman

12th J Allman

#WeAllDreamOfaTeamOfPanheads

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@jack_allman4 *what a set of lucky lads to play with me

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@CTH140299 @jakwakefield26 Many thanks Curtis it was a shame for you to miss a solid knock moi lad

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A great day of panning bang average bowlers today, now time to do what I do best and get panned #thegoatisback

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I am BACK #cricket

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FOTD: HP lap top computers & HP brown sauce are manufactured by the same company #condimenttechnology

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FOTD: when a meteor hits the earth - it always lands in a crater #science

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FOTD: Boneless chicken, is not a specific breed of chicken.- it is a normal chicken that has had the bones removed as part of the food preparation #FoodForThought

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FOTD: First one for a while and it’s a quick one, air con is not actually a trick but a device that removes heat and moisture from an area. #everydayisalearningday

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FOTD: The Sausage is named because of its similarities to the Sausage Dog.
They were going to be called pork fingers #languagelearning

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@jack_allman4 Stick p on red young yakka

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FOTD: the lady who sold shells by the sea-shore, never actually sold any - as ppl could walk on the beach & get them for free.
An independent review of her business plan would of highlighted this #businessintelligence