Hail to the Leen

Artist | Wife | Muppet | Anxious Chatterbox | Mom to Toddler Twin Boys | I Talk About My #MentalIllness A Lot |

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

My husband just said to the kids ‘…and then you do something you’re not meant to and chaos happens.’
So now they’re chanting ‘Chaos! Chaos! Chaos!’

[homestar_ebooks 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Homestar_ebooks]

including such tear jerkers as: 'My favorite pen quit working just now' and the politically charged 'I had to pay taxes AGAIN this year!'

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[Vince Olson , UDP ENVIRONMENTAL CAUCUS CHAIR @SteelToeTruth]

I dropped off eggs , potatoes , hot peppers , sour cream , onions and dog food over at my Mom's earlier today .

She wanted to give me a hug .

" I can't hug you , Mom " .

She started to cry ,
Which made me want to cry , too .

She said " I hate this " .

I agreed and left .

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

If you worked at a supermarket or a pharmacy today, thank you. A million. We need each other. #coronavirus

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Benjamin Salka @benjaminsalka]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if we keep buying food in normal amounts, there will be enough food for everyone.

[John Nichols @NicholsUprising]

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing.

#COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

[TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad]

We got Crayola color bath dropz for our kids. They’re little tablets that change the bath water different colors

They particularly enjoy the red ones

They essentially look like they’re bathing in the blood of their enemies... with rubber duckies like the Viking warriors of olde

[Hail to the Leen @panic_laughter]

@Briggsycakes I’ve had the Steve Aoki w/ Desiigner remix of MicDrop on my Spotify and it was a repeat rotation for like a month. But I know nothing else by or about them.

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Would peoples be into it if I made this into, like, a thing?

[Hail to the Leen @panic_laughter]

I have checked my one faucet over 81 times just under 10 minutes. I just want to go to bed. This clip is me...this is #OCD #mentalhealth

[Joanna Davidovich @JoTheZette]

Well this made me cry several times and then smile real big.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Got the bill for my kids four week stay in the NICU. Let's just say: I'm extremely grateful for the health insurance our family has and far more fearful and frightened for those who don't have these benefits

[Mariana ‎Avila✨ @marianaavilal]

my exact taste in men is: this outfit

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Ending 2019 the same way I started it. 100% that Grit. #Grizzo

[Sage Coffey ✨ @SageCoffey]

My therapist taught me the "Stop" method of CBT where when you get intrusive thoughts, close your eyes and picture a stop sign. I always imagine Jack Black holding that stop sign and it's SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE!