tony: [sighs] alright, kid, i think it’s time we have the ˢᵉˣ talk
peter: of course mr. stark, what would u like to know?
tony:
peter:
tony: get out
peter: understandable have a good night
therapist: so i want to check in on you. do you still have a problem with making obscure vine references at inappropriate times?
me: oh hi thanks for checking in i'm ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵃ ᵖᶦᵉᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵃʳᵇᵃᵍᵉ
Thanks, glad you like the photo. It was taken by myself, and I'm a staff photographer for @PA based in the UK. I was positioned on the roof of George IV Gateway of Windsor Castle, and they passed directly beneath me during their carriage procession. https://t.co/hkzViNhSbb
me: royal wedding is no big deal
meghan: *looks at him like that*
me: love is real, true love and devotion, I love love. love is for life, love is everywhere. l o v e love. https://t.co/FWsb4DwmYr
i’m not very sensitive to what i see in media meant for entertainment purposes but holy fuck that scene in episode 13 of 13RW S2... listen to the warnings. it left me feeling sick to my stomach for HOURS after. i don’t even recommend viewing it just to see what the talk’s about.
quill: wHAT masTer dO i sErvE?! whAt aM i suPPOSED tO sAY? jEsUS?
tony: yOU'RE frOm eArth!
quill: nOT frOm earth, i'm fRoM missOuri
tony: yEaH, tHat'S oN eARTH, diPshiT! wHat aRe yoU hasSLing us fOR?
little peter: ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵒˢ?