Nikhil

Witty hospitality pro navigating downturns with sarcasm on the economy & politics. Just here for the laughs, no official endorsements, promise!

[Nikhil @panik02]

Waiting for her video with eggs on her face and vocal lady in white Saaree ...what she and her followers gifted to thousands of ladies #Karma

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Fully support MahaThamma MahaTyagini MahaSanyasini Rt Hon’ble @MahuaMoitra Ji. You heathens think hurling eggs at Sakshaat Maa Kali will scare her away? She will deal with you Saakshat Raktabeeja’s eggs as Maa Kali dealt with your namesake’s blood. Vande Mahua Ripudalavarini 🙏🏾

[Aditya Raj Kaul @AdityaRajKaul]

India’s External Affairs Minister Jaishankar yet again shows mirror to Europe on the Russia question.

“European sells weapons which are used to attack India, for many many years. We Indians have never done anything to endanger Europe”.

[Ms. Bhumika @AnubhaviSky]

A 3-Minute Nap Almost Cost an Honest Man His Dignity
2:13 AM — Silver Oak Residency
Security guard Ramkishan sat quietly at the main gate.
For the first time in years, he accidentally dozed off.
Just for three minutes.
At that exact moment, the society chairman's son drove in. He noticed Ramkishan sleeping, smirked, pulled out his phone, and started recording.
"Look at this guy," he said. "Getting paid to sleep while we're trusting him with our safety."
Within minutes, the video was posted in the society WhatsApp group.
By morning, the comments were pouring in:
❌ "Fire him immediately."
❌ "This is pure negligence."
❌ "People like him don't deserve these jobs."
More than 150 messages.
Not a single person asked why he had fallen asleep.
6:05 AM
Ramkishan was summoned to the society office.
The chairman slammed his hand on the table.
"Do you even want this job?"
Ramkishan quietly removed his cap.
His eyes were red and swollen with exhaustion.
Then he spoke softly.
"Sir, I started work yesterday at 2 PM."
"The other guard was sick, so the agency asked me to cover his shift too. They offered me an extra ₹300."
"At around 1 AM, I chased away three boys trying to climb the back wall."
"Then, at 1:45, a resident asked me to warm milk for Bruno, her dog."
"At 2:10, I finally sat down for a minute... and my eyes closed."
The room fell silent.
"My salary is ₹12,000 a month."
"₹4,000 goes toward rent."
"₹2,000 I send to my parents in the village."
"The rest supports my wife and our two children."
"My son studies in the 9th grade."
"Every day I tell him, 'Study hard, son. Otherwise, life may force you to stand awake at someone else's gate forever.'"
He paused.
Then he looked up.
"You recorded my three minutes of weakness."
"But in eight years, nobody recorded the thousands of nights I stayed awake protecting this society."
"If human beings were never meant to get tired... God would have made us machines."
No one in the room could meet his eyes.
That evening, a new notice appeared on the society bulletin board:
✔️ Two guards per shift
✔️ Maximum 8-hour duty
✔️ Salary increased to ₹18,000
✔️ Overtime paid separately
Additional cost per flat: ₹200 per month
And at the bottom, one sentence:
"We can hire security, but we cannot buy a human being's life."
10:00 PM
For the first time in a long while, Ramkishan was heading home early.
As he reached the gate, the chairman's son stopped him.
He removed his helmet and spoke quietly.
"Uncle... I deleted the video."
"And from tomorrow, your night tea is on me."
Ramkishan smiled.
Sometimes people are not careless.
Sometimes they are simply exhausted.
And sometimes, all it takes is one honest conversation to remind us to be human. :::

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

This fraud Kirti Azad first lied that 1.5 lakh people had gathered at Jantar Mantar for the CJP protest

And when even the most shameless journalist, Ajit Anjum, was saying that there were not more than 1,500 people there and that half of them were media personnel - fraud Kirti azad still refused to accept it

And when this fraud Kirti azad finally provided a reference, it turned out to be an AI-generated image

Even Ajit Anjum pointed out that the image was AI-generated

Yet, fraud Kirti Azad still refused to admit he was wrong.

That is probably why the BJP is not taking him back into the party. He has been crying about it for the last three days, and still no one wants him. 😹

[Shehzad Jai Hind (Chowkidar as per INC ecosystem) @Shehzad_Ind]

Sanjay Raut is not only advising Mamata Banerjee to merge TMC with Congress
He is literally humiliating her

This coming from a guy whose own party “toot gayi” ! Coming from a guy who claims Balasaheb Thackeray is his inspiration & Balasaheb had said
“Better to shut my shop but won’t make it another congress”

Kya bole !

[Nikhil @panik02]

Why even dedicate RM when you can't reach them and they call you and push notification for courtesy

[Nikhil @panik02]

You say hello and call get disconnected from your dedicated @HDFCBank_Cares RM & then you get message Dear Customer,Thanks for speaking with your HDFC Bank RM on 1600319479.Reach your RM on [phone]. Save contact: https://t.co/ClKZF9IYLB

[Dr Poornima 🇮🇳 @PoornimaNimo]

Abhishek Banerjee claimed that "even ten lifetimes" would not be enough for Amit Shah and the BJP to make a dent in his Diamond Harbour model.

Amit Shah dismantled his party, split it into three factions, arrested TMCs goons and leaders, and ensured that the BJP candidate won in Diamond Harbour, all within a single month.
And through all this devastation, Amit Shah has still not uttered a single word.

[Nikhil @panik02]

Waise bhi who will take this guy @KirtiAzaad , end of his political career like Indi Alliance

[Sagarika Ghose @sagarikaghose]

Well said @KirtiAzaad . With @MamataOfficial NOW and FOREVER. Didi is our UNDISPUTED leader. Onwards and upwards.

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Ouch! .@PadmajaJoshi didn't even need to cook Kapil Sibal before eating him for breakfast. 😂😂😂

[Benda Srinivas @SrinivasBe83923]

@HDFCBank_Cares I am receiving calls and visits despite having a valid Court order even after informing via email. This is a violation of court instructions and is infiltrating my mental peace. [Loan AC 467101510)"

[Nikhil @panik02]

First time I agree with this lady...@narendramodi must sack the Dharmendra Pradhan, UGC and paper leak must be taken seriously..bring someone like 'Khan Sir' give him some responsibilities in Indian education ecosystem @PMOIndia

[Sagarika Ghose @sagarikaghose]

The Mantri Pradhan must resign. Too many young people are suffering. Too much anguish has been caused to lakhs of India’s young who are OUR FUTURE. Please stop torturing our children. For the sake of India’s future the Mantri Pradhan must GO.

[Nikhil @panik02]

@PantProject 3 orders. 3 failures. That's my experience with you.
1. Asked for regular fit. Got a balloon.
2. Black pant faded within 15 washes.
3. Paid for a monogram. Received ZERO monogram.
I kept giving you chances. At some point loyalty has to be earned, not assumed.
What exactly is the quality check process here? Needs urgent answers.
#ThePantProject #CustomerFail #QualityControl

[Rajeev Chandrasekhar 🇮🇳 @RajeevRC_X]

These 4 made their political careers by abusing, villifying and lying abt PM @narendramodi ji.

3 of them @pinarayivijayan , @MamataOfficial , @mkstalin hv been despatched by people of their states and 1 party hopper @siddaramaiah finished off by his own Cong party.

Goodbye and Good Riddance

That is way, the cookie of corrupt, opportunistic politics crumbles 🤘🏻👍🏻

#Karma

[Gaurav Pradhan 🇮🇳 @OfficeOfDGP]

U should get Nishan-e-Pak for this discovery about Body language

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

@pbhushan1 This picture is AI generated
And every second post by him is a fake news.

And if any police or judicial action takes place against him, he will cry for Freedom of Expression

[Nikhil @panik02]

2 rings from dedicated RM and then you get an automated message,mere a formality ...I don't need your sympathy @HDFCBank_Cares

[HDFC Bank Cares @HDFCBank_Cares]

@panik02 Request a call back for RM
• WhatsApp Banking: Send a WhatsApp message to [phone] - "My RM" from the registered no. and RM details will be shared.
• NetBanking portal under the option "Contact" (available on the top right side of the page).
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[Nikhil @panik02]

@HDFCBank_Cares ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'm stranded in Bali with a BLOCKED credit card. Your recovery agent hung up on me claiming "address mismatch" , my address hasn't changed. 2 POS transactions also failed. 20+ years as a loyal customer means NOTHING to you #Arrogant

[HDFC Bank Cares @HDFCBank_Cares]

@panik02 Hi Nikhil, we are concerned to know that you had to face this issue. We request you to DM us with purpose of the call received and address update (account, credit card etc) to assist you further. -Ajay, Service Manager https://t.co/taKbFILDZD

[Nikhil @panik02]

@HDFCBank_Cares Do you have my details for you to verify?

[Nikhil @panik02]

@HDFCBank_Cares I received a call from 160 0318475 was denied verification despite providing the correct registered address. This is unacceptable. I formally request the call recording be reviewed immediately. Case needs urgent resolution. #HDFCBank #CustomerService